Scientific Survey #001 Please Answer

[Apöllo]

Scenerio: You need to pee. There are 3 urinals. A short on on the left. A normal one in the middle. And a normal one on the right against the wall. Which do you use?

You input is greatly appreciated.

 

[Apöllo]

thank you all for answering, you're soo kind

 

[SoreArms]

I piss in the toilet. I feel too gay standing next to 2 other dudes all 3 with our dicks out.

 

[alien amp pharm]

The toilet.

I have peeing anxiety when around other people.

 

[SoreArms]

You didn't vote you ugly quiznos thing.

 

[juve]

no watersports/golden showers option

 

[Apöllo]

just vote you weeny wackers

 

[big_bad_buff]

same, and I don't really like it when it spashes off the mint and back on you cocker

The toilet.

I have peeing anxiety when around other people.

 

[hardrock]

I go to the farthest one away from others.

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

Assuming none are taken, then the right one against the wall. That way if someone else comes in and they are short, they have the one that is for them. If they are normal size, then they can use the toilet since one never should get right up next to a dude when pissing unless there are no other options.

Definitely not the middle one because then you are both exposed and you then automatically made it a harder choice for the next person that came in - they pretty much have to go to the toilet, whereas if you are to the far right they have a choice.

Also, there is always the sink or one's own pants.

 

[SoreArms]

Assuming none are taken, then the right one against the wall. That way if someone else comes in and they are short, they have the one that is for them. If they are normal size, then they can use the toilet since one never should get right up next to a dude when pissing unless there are no other options.

Definitely not the middle one because then you are both exposed and you then automatically made it a harder choice for the next person that came in - they pretty much have to go to the toilet, whereas if you are to the far right they have a choice.

Also, there is always the sink or one's own pants.

Great answer. You must have really analized the question before you posted.

 

[argent]

middle