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slack3r2

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met a smokin hot divorced 51 year old milf at work. She shows some interest and agree'd to go out on a date with you. Would it be weird if you hit it or just a great accomplishment?
 
LOL...
Why you wanna tag some old bag of shit?
I can't even fathom the countless multi-aged, multi-sized, multi-colored meat popsicles this bitch has taken.
You must be as hard up as me :lmao:
 
shes one fuckin hot mama and shes cool. Just moved here and havent met anyone else really. also...its been awhile since this young buck has gotten to fuck.

Ulcasterdropout said:
LOL...
Why you wanna tag some old bag of shit?
I can't even fathom the countless multi-aged, multi-sized, multi-colored meat popsicles this bitch has taken.
You must be as hard up as me :lmao:
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slack3r2 said:
shes one fuckin hot mama and shes cool.
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She's cool? She could be best freinds with your fucking grandma....:FRlol:


slack3r2 said:
Just moved here and havent met anyone else really.
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Tell her to make some friends at the old folks home or some shit....

slack3r2 said:
also...its been awhile since this young buck has gotten to fuck.
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What you two gonna do for a first date, croquet? ;)
 
lol..im telling you man, this chick is fine. wish i had a digital cameras so i could take pictures. she doesnt look 51 either. id say about 35 with big ole implants. i need some love..bad.

Ulcasterdropout said:
She's cool? She could be best freinds with your fucking grandma....:FRlol:



Tell her to make some friends at the old folks home or some shit....


What you two gonna do for a first date, croquet? ;)
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go for it
 
slack3r2 said:
lol..im telling you man, this chick is fine. wish i had a digital cameras so i could take pictures. she doesnt look 51 either. id say about 35 with big ole implants.
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35 with big ole implants is a good thing? :confused:
slack3r2 said:
i need some love..bad.
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Well...I can't hate you for that.
I'm on the most sauce I've ever been on. I would fuck a cactus to give my hand a break...


Good luck playa'....get some :flash: of this Boomin' Granny
 
Bro, I'm 33 and will only go out w/girls over 40. I cant stand the bullshit and games w/girls in their 20's that make you jump though hoops for pussy. Woman over 40 love to fuck and make up for getting married too early.

I say hit it hard!!!!!!! But, do not get P-wipped and remember that it is only sex. So, be honest w/her up front. She will take it as a compliment. Keep us posted
 
hit it but you 19, her 51, she`s gonna wrap you around bro. Wrap you around and you won`t even know what hit you...
 
fuck it. you only live once so im going to go for it. what do I have to loose? We are having dinner Friday so I will give yall the postgame wrap up saturday. Thank you -Milfhunter in training
 
slack3r2 said:
fuck it. you only live once so im going to go for it. what do I have to loose? We are having dinner Friday so I will give yall the postgame wrap up saturday. Thank you -Milfhunter in training
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you're really gonna try to fuck this old lady? better you then me...:sick:
You must bring back details :lmao:
 
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Dude, isn't it gonna freak you out when she's sucking you off and her false teeth come out ? :laugh2: I couldn't help it....
 
slack3r2 said:
nope that will just make it better for me.
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If you're really lucky, after you tap that ass, she might knit you a scarf...and bake some cookies :lmao:
 
You better watch out. The milfhunter is on the prowl and your mama could be next, Bitch.

Ulcasterdropout said:
Hey, not get nasty with me cuz you wanna slap skins with some funky old grandma. That's your biz, I was just having fun :)
Don't forget to give her your Christmast list :lmao:

....whatever, kid. If you do score some geriatric ass, post up.

I'm out....
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slack3r2 said:
You better watch out. The milfhunter is on the prowl and your mama could be next, Bitch.
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If you fuck my mom, make sure to cut her fucking throat and leave her rotting body by the side of the road on a hot day. Thanks :)
 
damn man, I wasnt all about that. I just meant I would take her on a date.

Ulcasterdropout said:
If you fuck my mom, make sure to cut her fucking throat and leave her rotting body by the side of the road on a hot day. Thanks :)
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A) 51? Gross. I hope you are prepared to watch Matlock with her while you guys snuggle afterwards

B) You work with her. Get ready for a disaster. Although you probably work at Denny's so it might not be that bad.

C)I have gas
 
bean her ;)

seriously though, depends on your character, and how you think itll end. obviously theres no future in it for you, but you could have a lot of fun. so could she. oooorrrr it could get really, really ugly. just depends :)
 
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