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Say something funny....

I think this picture is funny. Does that count?

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One day a teacher had a taste test with her students.
She picked a little boy to do the first test.
She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth
and asked, "Do you know what it is?"
"No, I don't," said the little boy.
"Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants
from your Mom before he goes to work."
Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled,
"Spit it out!
It's a piece of Ass!"
 
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed together after sex. The chicken is smoking a cigarette and has a relaxed, happy expression on its face and a big 'ol smile. The egg is lying down looking very frustrated. The egg glares over at the chicken, shakes its head and says, "Well, I guess we answered that question".
 
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......... so the devil says to the Aggie, "Name one thing I can't do or I'll kill you." The aggie lets out a big fart and says, "Catch it and paint it purple you bastard."
 
Rectum? I damn near killed 'im!
 
Rubber balls and Liquor Box.
 
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