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Say Now, How was YOUR weekend?
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Met a gorgeous model type girl Friday night.
Trying to get with her this week.
Now if only I could find my balls my ex took....
Trying to get with her this week.
Now if only I could find my balls my ex took....
milo hobgoblin
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Mine was great.. had sex with a gorgeous dark haired woman with great tits while my girlfriend watched.
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DIVISION said:hey, aap.......
I can beat the bitch out of you, if that's what you want......
I guaruntee that you'll find your nuts real fast......
DIV
Don't mess with me maing, I can claw pretty well. I've also been known to throw down a mean hair pulling.
Mine was awesome. Went to South Padre Island Bike Fest and one of the events was a run to mexico with 2000 bikes filling up the streets in Progresso. MX. I raced three sports bike on the way back home which we got to about 143 mph(which ain't bad for a chopper(freaked the rocket dudes out) ) They said they have never seen anyone ride side saddle on a chopper. I told them it was confortable. . Had a great time on the strip and partied with alot of friends and saw Three Dog Night(well, they got that one good song Joy to the World at least)
Divison Bro, remember when you said i should have a reality t.v show? Well this weekend would have been grade A primetime viewing.
Friday night. Booty called my ex GF after leaving a club, she was nearby anyway so i picked her up and took her home. All well and good.
Saturday night. Went out to some town ive never been to before, scored with two different girls in a club and went back and crashed at my bros house. Got woken up at 5.30 by my OTHER ex GF ringing me up who i split up with 18 months ago. Anyway, i thought, what the hell, so i drove 20 miles to pick her up and went back to my house. Shagged her, all well and good.... until i went to the toilet, came back and she had gone through my mobile phone and deduced what had happened Friday night with the other Ex from text messages. all hell breaks loose as shes drunk (and gets very violent under the influence) Throws about 20 random bedroom objects at me, tries to smash a glass over my head (luckily it was a thick tumbler, so it didnt break, it still left me with a massive lump though.) and basically used my head as a punch bag for 20 mins. I felt pretty bad bout it anyway so i just covered up my head and let her tire herself out. she weighs like 95 lbs so i was never in any serious danger.
Lesson to be learned, always delete your text messages at the end of each day!
Friday night. Booty called my ex GF after leaving a club, she was nearby anyway so i picked her up and took her home. All well and good.
Saturday night. Went out to some town ive never been to before, scored with two different girls in a club and went back and crashed at my bros house. Got woken up at 5.30 by my OTHER ex GF ringing me up who i split up with 18 months ago. Anyway, i thought, what the hell, so i drove 20 miles to pick her up and went back to my house. Shagged her, all well and good.... until i went to the toilet, came back and she had gone through my mobile phone and deduced what had happened Friday night with the other Ex from text messages. all hell breaks loose as shes drunk (and gets very violent under the influence) Throws about 20 random bedroom objects at me, tries to smash a glass over my head (luckily it was a thick tumbler, so it didnt break, it still left me with a massive lump though.) and basically used my head as a punch bag for 20 mins. I felt pretty bad bout it anyway so i just covered up my head and let her tire herself out. she weighs like 95 lbs so i was never in any serious danger.
Lesson to be learned, always delete your text messages at the end of each day!
Vegas. Yech.
God's number one choice to plant a big ol' biblical sized catheter. Mine too.
Layed all the tile in the kitchen on sunday. Fucking satisfying as could be, looks GREAT. Grouting ("pointing" for you limey bastards) tonight, moving new appliances in tomorrow night!
Really good feeling.
God's number one choice to plant a big ol' biblical sized catheter. Mine too.
Layed all the tile in the kitchen on sunday. Fucking satisfying as could be, looks GREAT. Grouting ("pointing" for you limey bastards) tonight, moving new appliances in tomorrow night!
Really good feeling.
Rod555 said:
DAMN, NUGGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT by a 95LB CHICK!!!!!!!!
You're doin' EX's in a Sex-Tussle, she finds your Ex's text messages and goes to pieces like a puzzle....!!!!!!!!!
FUCK......RODTRIPLENICKLE, YOU ARE OFF THE FUCKING CHAIN!!!!!!!
GIVE THAT DOG A LEASH~!!!!!!!!!!!
^^^
DIV
friday workout at a different gym that has a t-bar, nice, havent done those in a while cause my gym doesnt even have an open corner were i could use a bar and rig t-bar rows, so i was stoked about that
had a couple drinks and made some business contacts friday night, not too bad
saturday, slept most of the day, played some PS2, watched some movies
sunday hoops, 2-0 now, watched culpepper throw for a mile, had some bomb chilli
not too bad, kinda relaxing
had a couple drinks and made some business contacts friday night, not too bad
saturday, slept most of the day, played some PS2, watched some movies
sunday hoops, 2-0 now, watched culpepper throw for a mile, had some bomb chilli
not too bad, kinda relaxing
Lady Viking
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My weekend was terrible.
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