I would immensly more respect if he just flat out said "Yep...I shot myself up. Been doing it for years. How the hell else do you think I can keep my speed and strength at my age without a little help?"
What is even funnier is that when was the last time you did a B-12 shot that looked like Winny? THe more I find out the funnier this story gets.
If I were an teammate I might have to blanket-party his ass!!