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Buddy_Christ
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funny stuff.
he starts off on this 4 minute thing that he says will be the opener for his next HBO special. it's some rambling on thing that he can't be inturrupted on (i know i couldn't if i tried to repeat it).
so in the middle of it, some dude lets out some redneck cowboy type yelp...Carlin stops dead in his tracks, turns in that direction, and says "excuse me, but just WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?" he kinda went off on the dude for a minute in his own way which was funny as fuck. ended that with a, "so please, do everyone a favor and just SHUT THE FUCK UP."
he started his little 4 minute thing again, and at the end of it, turns back in the direction of the "yelper" dude and says "did you get that calf tacked down there Tex?"
threw in some old stuff here and there. bashed Bush a little (Jr. and Sr.). talked a lot about death and suicide and how awesome they are. seemed to be his main theme.
was very proud that Walmart has banned his new book When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops. Walmart will ban anything though, so this wasn't really a suprise.
that dude is old as hell but still funny.
he starts off on this 4 minute thing that he says will be the opener for his next HBO special. it's some rambling on thing that he can't be inturrupted on (i know i couldn't if i tried to repeat it).
so in the middle of it, some dude lets out some redneck cowboy type yelp...Carlin stops dead in his tracks, turns in that direction, and says "excuse me, but just WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?" he kinda went off on the dude for a minute in his own way which was funny as fuck. ended that with a, "so please, do everyone a favor and just SHUT THE FUCK UP."
he started his little 4 minute thing again, and at the end of it, turns back in the direction of the "yelper" dude and says "did you get that calf tacked down there Tex?"
threw in some old stuff here and there. bashed Bush a little (Jr. and Sr.). talked a lot about death and suicide and how awesome they are. seemed to be his main theme.
was very proud that Walmart has banned his new book When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops. Walmart will ban anything though, so this wasn't really a suprise.
that dude is old as hell but still funny.
