Saturday's joke

[anthrax]

A lady goes into a bar and sees a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He has the biggest feet she's ever seen. The woman asks the cowboy if what they say about men with big feet is true.

The cowboy replies, "Sure is, why don't you come back to my place and let me prove it?"

The woman figures "why not," and spends the night with him. The next day, she hands the cowboy a $100 bill.

Blushing, he says, "I'm flattered, nobody has ever paid me for my prowess before."

The woman replies, "Well, don't be. Take this money and go buy yourself some boots that fit!"

 

[DieselGunz]

LOL, not bad

 

[chefbone]

LMAO

 

[LT3]

I got one

A man comes out of jail and goes to his friend's bar. Walks up to his friend and says "Im horny, get me a girl that i could have sex with". The friend says "pick any girl in this place and i will tell her to have sex with you". So as the man is looking around he sees a chick with a glass eye. He says "that one". So the friend talks to her and pretty soon, they're having sex. The man starts fucking her in the mouth, pussy, ass, ear, then finally takes the glass eye out and starts fucking her there. Finally he busts and decides to leave. He goes to the chick "Im leaving for a while but i'll be back" and the chick responds "Ok, I'll keep an eye out for you".

 

[jackangel]

I got one

A man comes out of jail and goes to his friend's bar. Walks up to his friend and says "Im horny, get me a girl that i could have sex with". The friend says "pick any girl in this place and i will tell her to have sex with you". So as the man is looking around he sees a chick with a glass eye. He says "that one". So the friend talks to her and pretty soon, they're having sex. The man starts fucking her in the mouth, pussy, ass, ear, then finally takes the glass eye out and starts fucking her there. Finally he busts and decides to leave. He goes to the chick "Im leaving for a while but i'll be back" and the chick responds "Ok, I'll keep an eye out for you".

lol

 

[EnderJE]

I got one

A man comes out of jail and goes to his friend's bar. Walks up to his friend and says "Im horny, get me a girl that i could have sex with". The friend says "pick any girl in this place and i will tell her to have sex with you". So as the man is looking around he sees a chick with a glass eye. He says "that one". So the friend talks to her and pretty soon, they're having sex. The man starts fucking her in the mouth, pussy, ass, ear, then finally takes the glass eye out and starts fucking her there. Finally he busts and decides to leave. He goes to the chick "Im leaving for a while but i'll be back" and the chick responds "Ok, I'll keep an eye out for you".

uh...lol

 

[Subzeero]

A lady goes into a bar and sees a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He has the biggest feet she's ever seen. The woman asks the cowboy if what they say about men with big feet is true.

The cowboy replies, "Sure is, why don't you come back to my place and let me prove it?"

The woman figures "why not," and spends the night with him. The next day, she hands the cowboy a $100 bill.

Blushing, he says, "I'm flattered, nobody has ever paid me for my prowess before."

The woman replies, "Well, don't be. Take this money and go buy yourself some boots that fit!"

That is the biggest myth ever. Studies have proven that hand and feet size have nothing to do with penis size, ladies don't be stupid. It is on the contrary proportional to the height of the man in most cases.

 

[ohashi]

That is the biggest myth ever. Studies have proven that hand and feet size have nothing to do with penis size, ladies don't be stupid. It is on the contrary proportional to the height of the man in most cases.

Size 4's always speak the loudest.