Satanic Goatslayer

[Peyote Killa]

Goatslayer, I heard you were from Houston, if that's true, have you ever been to a bar called Metoer?
I also heard you were May1010, I don't know if that's true either, but if it is, has he ever been there?

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Nah, I'm from BC. Been to Texas, but never to Houston.

And no, I am not a withering homosexual named May1010. If I was, I'd be too busy scrambling for time to consume my AIDS cocktails than anything else.

Why for do you ask?

 

[Peyote Killa]

cuz one of my friends got this job at that bar. It's a gay bar, and I knew May1010 was gay. And I heard you were him, don't know from where I heard that though, anyway if you were him, you most likely would go to that bar, so I wanted you to fuck him. It would of blown his fucking mind to hear some of the shit you have say in person. I would just laugh for days.
But you are not him, so sorry to bother you!
Peace out!

 

[Peyote Killa]

I meant fuck with him, not fuck him, my bad. oops Like verbally!

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Ok, you had me confused for a second. I was wondering why you'd think it was cool if that happened.

I'd laugh if someone sodomized him with a tire iron.

 

[casavant]

so I wanted you to fuck him.

Freudian slip?

 

[Peyote Killa]

yeah that would be funny as shit too.

No Freudian ship! It was a typo

 

[smallmovesal]

freudian shipsssss ahoy matiesssss

 

[satanic goatslayer]

I fight for the rights of all races to be lynched.

 

[Peyote Killa]

Who the fuck is RyanH, is he gay, and does he live in Houston?

 

[PsychoSkitz]

Peyote, are you looking for a sailorboy in the Houston area to keep you warm?

 

[Peyote Killa]

What do you mean, that pussy who I work with.
Well he was so fat today that he couldn't come in to work. I really think it's funny how he has all you people on this board thinking he is in great shape. God he is fat, there I said it, he is the fattest thing we have emloyed in this company. O, and he knows it too, thats why he will never show his face in any of his "pictures", becuase those pictures are not of him.
Actually I don't know where that fat bastard is right now, I think he is sleeping so he doesn't burn any calories, I mean god for bid he lost some weight.

 

[Peyote Killa]

Yeah skitz thats exactly what I'm looking for. Fuck no I don't want no fucking sausage up my colon. I have this straight friend though who got this job at a gay bar in Houston. I just think it would be funny if someone who went there fucked with him a little bit, thats all.

 

[PsychoSkitz]

What do you mean, that pussy who I work with.
Well he was so fat today that he couldn't come in to work. I really think it's funny how he has all you people on this board thinking he is in great shape. God he is fat, there I said it, he is the fattest thing we have emloyed in this company. O, and he knows it too, thats why he will never show his face in any of his "pictures", becuase those pictures are not of him.
Actually I don't know where that fat bastard is right now, I think he is sleeping so he doesn't burn any calories, I mean god for bid he lost some weight.

May is fat? Maybe it's bloating from all the cum he swallowed at his gay muscle fiesta. I heard he and Bull69 fucked in an oil spill in the garage.

 

[Peyote Killa]

NO, I have never seen May1010, I was talking about Havoc, he is a fucking blimp. He looks similar to the before shot of Jared Foggle (the subway guy)

 

[Peyote Killa]

Actually, havoc has already left, he is my idol and always will be, havoc can't be denied his physical greatness, he is by far an elite specimen, and me, well I'm just a rump ranger with an ass orifice that an 18 wheeler would get lost in. OKKKKKKKKKKKKKk!