Sailboat 1, friend 0

[Seashell]

I went sailing for the first time last night, so much fun!!!

To summarize:

- rough water and windy, got totally soaked from the waves splashing up
- friend got sick and ejected over the edge (point 1 for boat)
- I got to "drive", was a bit stressful as rudder isn't always IN the water due to big waves. Also, was concentrating so hard didn't notice spider that fell from sail and landed ON MY MOUTH!! Gross! Nauseous friend saved the day only after pointing and screaming and almost causing both of us to fall overboard in the panic.
- Boat owner said, when switching sides & ducking under sail, we were "like his two dogs trying to fight their way through the doorway first".
- friend could not be convinced (though I tried repeatedly) to yell AHOY THERE!!! at other boats. Party pooper.
- orange lifejackets are not sexy

 

[Pamela]

I dated a guy once that had a sail boat.

It was a lot of fun..

 

[SoKlueles]

bhaahahahahahah
that was awesome

 

[Scotsman]

I went sailing for the first time last night, so much fun!!!

To summarize:

- rough water and windy, got totally soaked from the waves splashing up
MMMMMMM wet Seashell is a sexy thought.

- friend got sick and ejected over the edge (point 1 for boat)
Seasickness is no fun.

- I got to "drive", was a bit stressful as rudder isn't always IN the water due to big waves. Also, was concentrating so hard didn't notice spider that fell from sail and landed ON MY MOUTH!! Gross! Nauseous friend saved the day only after pointing and screaming and almost causing both of us to fall overboard in the panic.
What is up with you and all the weird spider happenings?


- Boat owner said, when switching sides & ducking under sail, we were "like his two dogs trying to fight their way through the doorway first".
This had to be amusing.

- friend could not be convinced (though I tried repeatedly) to yell AHOY THERE!!! at other boats. Party pooper.
What a wuss.

- orange lifejackets are not sexy
You my dear could make anything sexy, especially with a cattle prod slung across the vest

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[CENTURION44]

bhaahahahahahah
that was awesome

i might just consider putting you on my ignore list so i dont need to see anymore GEIGH country singers in a sexy "Blue Steel" pose....that includes 80's rockers too....enufff geighness on this site already...

 

[PBR]

I dated a guy once that had a sail boat.

It was a lot of fun..

I want to date a woman with a sailboat once...

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Shelly please don't tell me this was on Lake Onatario.

 

[mountain muscle]

Cheers,
Scotsman

I guess expecting subtlety from a 300 lb oil field hand is too much. Or when anyone is referring to Seashell.

I love sailing though. A few more years of DDing and I will have my own to live on. I wish.
Yatching at Cherry Creek lol!

 

[eat big]

Did you by any chance have a white T-shirt on?

 

[Dunk]

I- friend could not be convinced (though I tried repeatedly) to yell AHOY THERE!!! at other boats. Party pooper.

which had bigger swells:

the sea you were boating in?

or

the milk in your bowl of rice krispies?

 

[Scotsman]

I guess expecting subtlety from a 300 lb oil field hand is too much. Or when anyone is referring to Seashell.

I love sailing though. A few more years of DDing and I will have my own to live on. I wish.
Yatching at Cherry Creek lol!

Subtlety is for mudloggers.

I would help fund the operation just to see the reaction on the cherry creek snobs for us to be yachting in sleeveless shirts and swilling beer.LOL

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Lestat]

I went sailing for the first time last night, so much fun!!!

To summarize:

- rough water and windy, got totally soaked from the waves splashing up
- friend got sick and ejected over the edge (point 1 for boat)
- I got to "drive", was a bit stressful as rudder isn't always IN the water due to big waves. Also, was concentrating so hard didn't notice spider that fell from sail and landed ON MY MOUTH!! Gross! Nauseous friend saved the day only after pointing and screaming and almost causing both of us to fall overboard in the panic.
- Boat owner said, when switching sides & ducking under sail, we were "like his two dogs trying to fight their way through the doorway first".
- friend could not be convinced (though I tried repeatedly) to yell AHOY THERE!!! at other boats. Party pooper.
- orange lifejackets are not sexy

sounds like a fun time!

sorry the spider pwned your mouth though.

 

[Seashell]

Shelly please don't tell me this was on Lake Onatario.

But ofcourse, where else? (I kept my mouth shut when we were getting splashed)

 

[Seashell]

Did you by any chance have a white T-shirt on?

Even hotter, a big orange lifejacket with 3 buckles.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

But ofcourse, where else? (I kept my mouth shut when we were getting splashed)

I would need a eck suit to go out in that water. I have been wanting to get back into kayaking cause I live so close to the lake but the thought of being in that nasty water is cause for concern. I will wait and see what happens to you after prolonged exposure to it.

 

[Raina]

I LOVE sailing! It sounds like I'd have a riot sailing with you! I'd yell ahoy and make an ass of myself!

 

[Seashell]

I would need a eck suit to go out in that water. I have been wanting to get back into kayaking cause I live so close to the lake but the thought of being in that nasty water is cause for concern. I will wait and see what happens to you after prolonged exposure to it.

lol It's not all that bad.. you should have seen how many people were out fishing. Now THAT I wouldn't do.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

dammit now im lusting to get in my boat and go fishing

glad you had a good time...did anyone make the obligatory "floaties" joke yet?

 

[gotmilk]

We sail off the coast of Camden Harbor....

It's fun at first until the wind freezes your nuggets solid.

 

[Raina]

And Seashell- you can MAKE the orange life vest sexy. You just have to work it. I have total faith in your ability to make it look hot.

 

[gotmilk]

And Seashell- you can MAKE the orange life vest sexy. You just have to work it. I have total faith in your ability to make it look hot.

Agreed.

You're looking a little orangy in your chestvatar

 

[Seashell]

Raina, you come with me next time, we'll "AHOY!!" at the other boaters, swing out over the water on the pirate rope and strut about in our lifejackets.

 

[Scotsman]

Raina, you come with me next time, we'll "AHOY!!" at the other boaters, swing out over the water on the pirate rope and strut about in our lifejackets.

I probably need to come along to ensure safety and provide photographic evedince of ahoying and pirate rope swinging. Plus I can verbally berate those who don't answer the ahoy.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Seashell]

I probably need to come along to ensure safety and provide photographic evedince of ahoying and pirate rope swinging. Plus I can verbally berate those who don't answer the ahoy.

Cheers,
Scotsman

Precisely. Those who don't ahoy back, we shoot them with flares yes?

 

[Scotsman]

Precisely. Those who don't ahoy back, we shoot them with flares yes?

I know I've said it before but I'll say it again, Damn I love you.

Flares it is, or maybe we can catch mutant seabass from the lake and through them over(laserbeams on heads is purely optional).

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[bluepeter]

A paintball gun might also be a good option.

 

[Scotsman]

A paintball gun might also be a good option.

Only if you get the ones the police use with pepper spray in the balls instead of paint. Then you get color and pain.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[bluepeter]

Only if you get the ones the police use with pepper spray in the balls instead of paint. Then you get color and pain.

Cheers,
Scotsman

That's quite demented. I like it.

 

[Scotsman]

That's quite demented. I like it.

Let's make it so.

Cheers,
Scotsman