Russian Planes Down and Missing

[HG Pennypacker]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5810127/

 

[the nature boy]

I think Ukraine is involved.

 

[Nathan]

I think Ukraine is involved.

Do mulatto's not like people from Ukraine or something?

 

[Razorguns]

anyone notice we haven't had any big us airliner crashes in a few years? Is the industry really finally safe now? Or we just knockin' on wood???

 

[the nature boy]

Do mulatto's not like people from Ukraine or something?

I thought I was persian. You guys confuse the shit out of me.

 

[the nature boy]

anyone notice we haven't had any big us airliner crashes in a few years? Is the industry really finally safe now? Or we just knockin' on wood???

It's still the safest form of travel. But I think we are knocking on wood. It's bound to happen at some point. I imagine my odds of dying are better than the average person since I fly twice a week. To die in coach would fucking suck.

 

[HG Pennypacker]

It's still the safest form of travel. But I think we are knocking on wood. It's bound to happen at some point. I imagine my odds of dying are better than the average person since I fly twice a week. To die in coach would fucking suck.

I'd sooner turn my back on gymtime than fly coach. At least i'll die with a free glass of diet coke and a hot, wet towel.

 

[BileStew]

I hope that comedic genius, Yakof Smirnov wasn't onboard.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

Russia sucks. Them and China are gonna tag-team us.

 

[BileStew]

Russia sucks. Them and China are gonna tag-team us.

You mean like a Russian/Chinese mail order bride website in one?

 

[the nature boy]

I hope that comedic genius, Yakof Smirnov wasn't onboard.

There's one dude that really hopes communism comes back to russia.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

You mean like a Russian/Chinese mail order bride website in one?

That would be pleasant. russian chicks are hot. I don't like Beijing bitches, though. Japs are hot.

 

[75th]

Looks like a hijacking right now.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/europe/08/24/russia.planecrash/index.html

 

[PIGEON-RAT]

anyone notice we haven't had any big us airliner crashes in a few years? Is the industry really finally safe now? Or we just knockin' on wood???

the last one i remember was that big jumbo jet crash on its way to puerto rico not too long after 9/11

or maybe the concorde crash.

 

[Nathan]

I thought I was persian. You guys confuse the shit out of me.

Whatever.

 

[HG Pennypacker]

the last one i remember was that big jumbo jet crash on its way to puerto rico not too long after 9/11

or maybe the concorde crash.

Sorry to split hairs, but it was bound for the Domincan Republic.

 

[Y_lifter]

How are they "missing" if they are shown standing around the burning wreckage ?

First its Theaters and now Airplanes ?
No where fun is safe over there.

I bet it was the Swift Boat Vets..

 

[Y_lifter]

“Around 11 p.m., give or take five minutes, there was this strange noise in the sky, then this torn-up book fell onto our garage,” a local man told NTV television, holding up the book with its tattered pages.

Who wants to bet this book will be up for auction on EBAY within a week..

 

[Lumberg]

“Around 11 p.m., give or take five minutes, there was this strange noise in the sky, then this torn-up book fell onto our garage,” a local man told NTV television, holding up the book with its tattered pages.

Who wants to bet this book will be up for auction on EBAY within a week..

I'll bet against it.

 

[Y_lifter]

I'll bet against it.

You will lose..

 

[FreeballinDC]

[I a local man told NTV television, holding up the book with its tattered pages.[/I]

Who wants to bet this book will be up for auction on EBAY within a week..

Tolstoy, Checkov or Danielle Steele?

Forget the book, what wreckage pieces will show up on eBay, and which ones will reappear on another Tupolov airliner?

 

[TheProject]

I imagine my odds of dying are better than the average person since I fly twice a week. To die in coach would fucking suck.

Well, ain't that a happy thought. I fly home on Thursday.

 

[Y_lifter]

Well, ain't that a happy thought. I fly home on Thursday.

Don't forget to pack a book

 

[the nature boy]

Well, ain't that a happy thought. I fly home on Thursday.

It's a great way to get out of paying bills.

 

[Y_lifter]

It's a great way to get out of paying bills.

Before take off when they tell you to look around for the nearest exit,
I'm looking around all right.

But I'm looking around for the nearest Hot chick, so when we are on the way down in flames, I can replay that "We only have 3 min to live" scene from Airplane

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

I hope that comedic genius, Yakof Smirnov wasn't onboard.

you ever play jeopardy stew broly?

 

[the nature boy]

down in flames, I can replay that "We only have 3 min to live" scene from Airplane

Right now I'd like re-enact the scene where everybody lines up to take shots at the hysterical female passenger.

 

[TheProject]

Don't forget to pack a book

I actually did forget my book. Thankfully, I have a DVD drive in my laptop, and several movies.



I figure if the plane's going down, might as well pop open the emergency exit door and jump...if that lady can fall 11,000 feet and live, I might have a chance too.

 

[Y_lifter]

I figure if the plane's going down, might as well pop open the emergency exit door and jump...if that lady can fall 11,000 feet and live, I might have a chance too.

Especially if your Dell breaks the fall... Those things are solid as my calfs

 

[BileStew]

you ever play jeopardy stew broly?

Nah, that game is too easy.