The rsnoble curse
Doctor, I guess you have to say that I have uh problems with my self-esteem, especially uh sexually.
Congratulations Mr. Rsnoble, you've taken the first step on the road to recovery.
Uh thank-thank-you doctor. Well I guess it all started uh one night uh my father uh came into my bedroom while I was uh masturbating and you know the room was-was pitch black and-and I couldn't see him. All I could hear was this voice, saying, "Son, if you touch that thing one more time, I'm gonna start cutting."
That's uh terrifying. You must have been terrified Mr. Rsnoble.
Uh y-yes I was and as a matter of fact since uh that night every time I've had a wet dream it always ends with the image of platters and platters filled with cocktail frankfurters smothered in blood. But uh bu-but since I've been taking Prozac it looks a little more like ketchup.