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***rnch***rnch***where Were You??? ***

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You waited until yesterday afternoon to get in touch with bull and Musclepig? I thought you wanted to meet me? Oh, well .. too bad ... your loss.
 
may,

i called the hotel room EVERY night trying to hook up with you guys.

i was looking forward to meeting and talking with you with great anticipation and excitement.

after not receiving any returned calls, 4 days outta 4, i have assumed that either:

you guys were too drunk, high and/or hungover to call back,

OR

ya'll were trying to avoid me.




the loss was on BOTH sides.
 
M.


We were not trying to avoid you ... the more the merrier! But, we weren't in the room very much. Except, we did stay in on Sunday nite.

We got back to the room at 9:00 and had a Dominos pizza delivered and the three of us passed out all snuggled up! Luckily, we managed to get a pic of this!

Anyway, sincerely sorry that we didn't meet up. You probably saw us though ... the three of us were quite a hit! he he he
 
don't be jealous, may

something/someone other than you is allowed to suck!
 
... here's the funny thing:


My flight out of NOLO was 3 hours late leaving because of thunderstorms in Dallas. By the time I got to Dallas, my connecting flight was gone. I spent the fucking night at the Harvey Hotel near DFW Airport.

... I thought you were supposed to meet Bull and MP last nite. I talked to them today and they said you guys didn't meet up.



Johnny -

You think I'm a pussy? That hurts. By the way, thanks for the hummer.
 
sorry may,

you left yourself "wide open" for that retort!


wide open..........sometimes i crack myself up!!!
 
speaking of pussies, johnny O,

whatsamatta, you can't return phone calls any better than the other three did?

outta you i expected more!
 
I didn't know you left a message ... the hotel didn't tell me, and my message light never blinked .. my friend Talvin also was having a hard time getting through on the phone, and eventually walked to the hotel to get me.
 
may, sorry your flight was delayed....

but it serves your gay ass right for not returing ANY of my telephone calls!
 
Re: may, sorry your flight was delayed....

rnch said:
but it serves your gay ass right for not returing ANY of my telephone calls!


... actually, you'll have to blame bull and mp. I never checked the messages .... they did. Also, you didn't give me your number. The only reason I knew you called was that I was in the room yesterday afternoon packing when you talked to Chip.

... I guess they didn't want to share me with anyone ... I'm very bootylicious you know!
 
re: two bitches

may,

i thought that YOU were their bitch?
 
May1010, I can look out my window here at work and see the Harvey Hotel. Should of notified me, I could of came by and reamed that ass out with a little league baseball bat.
 
you've had my phone number...

for quite some time now.

i sent it to you in a PM about the thread you deleted after i flamed you so quickly and thoroughly, one of several PM's you didn't bother to reply to.
 
Checkmatebloated said:
... Should of notified me, I could of came by and reamed that ass out with a little league baseball bat.



Well, from what I've read on the bathroom walls about you, I'd hardly call that thing between your legs a baseball bat.
 
looks like the voice mail service in certain upscale nawlinz hotels does not work very efficiently.

pity.


we all coudda had an even better time than we already did!
 
Kayne,


Sorry I didn't have my phone turned on ... my bad! I really wanted to take you up on your offer to blow me.

*sincerely sorry*
 
sweet jesus, may, after all the ALLEGED activity you've gotten the last two weekends, your vienna sausage should resemble a discarded toothpaste tube.

well, you could always close your eyes and pretend it's d.!!!!!
 
rnch said:
sweet jesus, may, after all the ALLEGED activity you've gotten the last two weekends, your vienna sausage should resemble a discarded toothpaste tube.

well, you could always close your eyes and pretend it's d.!!!!!




M.

Alleged activity? That's a slur on my whoriness. You can ask Johnny about me. There was no ALLEGED activity.
 
better to slur than slurp!!!!


z-z-z-i-i-n-n-g!!


i wonder if the REAL reason you avoided caling me is that you couldn't live up to your ALLEGED reputation?:p :p :p
 
Tell me you didn't suck may's dick johnny...that things got to be nasty as hell..
 
it can't look any "nastier" than the rest of him:confused:
 
Frackal said:
Tell me you didn't suck may's dick johnny...that things got to be nasty as hell..



Yes, Frackal, Johnny knelt before May1010. In fact, he did it on a balcony overlooking the dance floor at Oz. But, it didn't last too long as Bull69 came looking for me to leave! There was HELL to pay for my little indiscretion. Bull69 is very possessive. :)
 
rnch said:
i wonder if the REAL reason you avoided caling me is that you couldn't live up to your ALLEGED reputation?:p :p :p


What ALLEGED reputation is that? Just ask Johnny about me.
 
lol, yes Frack I was on my knees on the balcony overlooking the dance floor. I have no shame, and I'm not particular, I'm a slut. I'm just shy.
 
Damn at least tell me you ripped up his butthole afterwards Johnny..
 
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