Revenge

[tuc biscuit]

I need to take revenge on someone, any ideas or good stories are appreciated.

 

[jerkbox]

blow some of your bad english breath directly into his or her face.

 

[NoDaddyNo]

Revenge, like turkey, is a dish best served cold and dripping with bull semen.

Are you talking about like stabbing the person to death in an alley type of revenge, or more like revenge of tripping him?

 

[fsupat70]

send them a nekked pic of yourself

 

[tuc biscuit]

Revenge, like turkey, is a dish best served cold and dripping with bull semen.

Are you talking about like stabbing the person to death in an alley type of revenge, or more like revenge of tripping him?

More like the type where you punch him in the back of the head then as soon as he turns round punch him in the face, a series of these attacks over a couple of years should sufice.

 

[NoDaddyNo]

More like the type where you punch him in the back of the head then as soon as he turns round punch him in the face, a series of these attacks over a couple of years should sufice.

Do you have physical access to this guy, his apartment, or his food? If so, then there are tons of things that are fun to watch and are revenge-like in nature.

 

[tuc biscuit]

send them a nekked pic of yourself

Or I could get them to spend some time with you, either way pretty stomach churning.

 

[fsupat70]

Or I could get them to spend some time with you, either way pretty stomach churning.

wait till i eat a couple of bean burritos before you send them my way

 

[tuc biscuit]

Do you have physical access to this guy, his apartment, or his food? If so, then there are tons of things that are fun to watch and are revenge-like in nature.

I can see they guy whenever, wherever.

 

[NoDaddyNo]

I can see they guy whenever, wherever.

Will he talk with you or be civil?
If you can act as if you are like "hey man, this is stupid, let's just get back to being ass wranglers again - come on, let me buy you a beer/lunch/dinner or whatever..."

Then once you have access to his food or drink, there are a world of possibilities. Ideally you wouldn't need this and instead would be at his place, with him there or not wouldn't matter.

But I suppose to be there with him at a resteraunt when he shits his pants might be even better.

I was going to suggest Visine, but that can too easily kill him and you don't want to do that... I'm assuming. It does it in a really painful and hideous way - even if it doesn't kill him, it seems a bit rash.

The other option would be various sugars - especially dextrose in drinks are very sweet, but they are also extrem laxitives.

I used to tell people of a blue dye that you can get in crystals that stains the skin well - but then it showed up in some kids movie and that makes it that much cheezier to actually use after that.

You could slip him a roofie and then anally violate him - that is always an option even if he wasn't a dick.

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

Unload your Red on them? Nevermind, we dont do blasts anymore, ummmm... nominate them for banning?

Vengence is mine saith the Lord, turn the other cheek.

 

[tuc biscuit]

Oh no, this is someone who has wronged me in 'real life'.