Restroom humor

[BowlingForSoup]

I found some lovely restroom graffiti for all to enjoy..

Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
-Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL

Beauty is only a light switch away.
-Perkins Library. Duke University. Durham, North Carolina.

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
-The Bayou, Baton Rouge, Louisiana.

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit.
-Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill. Chapel Hill, North Carolina.

To do is to be. -Descartes
To be is to do. -Voltaire
Do be do be do. -Frank Sinatra
-Men's restroom, Greasewood Flats. Scottsdale, Arizona.

God is dead. -Nietzsche
Nietzsche is dead. -God
-The Tombs Restaurant. Washington, D.C.

A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
-Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort. Dallas, Texas.

 

[the nature boy]

God is dead. -Nietzsche
Nietzsche is dead. -God
-The Tombs Restaurant. Washington, D.C.

lol, I love how they classify the tombs as a restaraunt. a more appropriate description would be "dive bar".

 

[BowlingForSoup]

You know, I hadn't thought about that. That's a damn good question Nature Boy!

 

[the nature boy]

You know, I hadn't thought about that. That's a damn good question Nature Boy!

the reason why I say that is that I've been there. It's pretty good to go when it's about 2am and you're looking for a drunken girl to hook up with.

 

[BowlingForSoup]

Nothing like hookin' up in a tomb huh?

 

[Only1eagle]

nothing like hooking up with a drunk whore at 2am The tomb is just extra!

 

[biteme]

Some come here to read and write
others come to ponder
but I come here to piss and shit
and fart like fucking thunder

 

[the nature boy]

Some come here to read and write
others come to ponder
but I come here to piss and shit
and fart like fucking thunder

get the fuck out. I've seen and written that one myself. lol.

 

[BowlingForSoup]

LOL brothers come together and bond over quotes of piss and shit. I promised I wouldn't cry!!

 

[Ingram]

-Found on the inside of a bathroom stall at the University of British Columbia.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have crabs,
now so do you.

-Ingram

 

[BowlingForSoup]

ROFLMAO !!!! OH I think I just shit myself. Don't know why I found that so funny!! Niiiiice Ingram. Niiiiiiiiice

 

[little chris]

An oldie but a goodie

"Here I sit broken hearted,
tried to shit and only farted,
later on I took a chance,
tried to fart and shit my pants".

Speaking of Universities
This one was on Temple University's weightroom lockeroom shitter.

"its sad to know that the only shit I
learned here in my 6 years is how to
get fucked in my ass for $50,000"

I couldn't stop laughing cause its so true.

 

[rsnoble]

you know niothing!!!! iw ork contstruction 15 years ive seen all! old boring standby most famous all "killroy was here". I am the shit house poet, i get the shakes when ienter a restroom and can t find my black marker!!!!!!!!!!!!!i have a signaturee drawing, everyyone i n city knows it and knows ive been three if i could draw pic on here id do for you!!

 

[BowlingForSoup]

rsnoble you know niothing!!!! iw ork contstruction 15 years ive seen all! old boring standby most famous all "killroy was here". I am the shit house poet, i get the shakes when ienter a restroom and can t find my black marker!!!!!!!!!!!!!i have a signaturee drawing, everyyone i n city knows it and knows ive been three if i could draw pic on here id do for you!!

KILLROY!!! I've seen your work, and if I must say. You're the Shakespeare of the shitter.