relationship advice please

[CAGED whiteman]

with all the recent posts, it looks like this is the place for good relationship advice...THIS IS VERY SERIOUS!!!

i have been seeing this chick for a quite a while now and everything is going great. she goes to my school, is cool and hot and loves sex... i was really thinking about marrying her after i graduate from school... she really takes care of me sexually, we do all sorts of different things; anal, blumpkins, golden showers, no beastility yet, but i am working on it. lol...recently my sex drive seemed to drop which is odd since i am only 22 and very healthy...it happened before, so i was not worried...last time we used the golden shower to get our sex drive going, again all this meant was that it was time for US to spice things up in the bed room...i told her i would think of some things and that i wanted to surprise her when the time was right...well recently i decided on something and it couldnt have come at a better time... i was bulking and visiting the restroom a lot, and i mean a lot!!! the timing was really perfect...the other day i decided to carb load before i went to bed, i had some oatmeal, raisins and a little juice.. i went in wanting to go to sleep but SHE was horny so we started making out and as she was sucking me off i decided to sit on her chest, i like it this way cause then i have a direct target straight to her chest...thats when it occured to me that i should drop a steamy shit on her chest as she was finishing me off... after all, she loves golden showers... so why not try something new. anyways..i proceeded with my idea and after i finished the deed, she completely flipped out, i could not believe it!!! after all, pleasing someone in a relationship is a TWO WAY STREET... i told her i would l let her drop a log on me while she rode me, but she said no...is what i did really that foul and wrong? the reason i ask is cause it is friday night and i am at home alone, i am lonely and i cant get her out of my head. i have not seen her since i took her home that night, we havent even talked to each other. what should i do? please give me some advice!!!! also ladies please give advice on how your man broke you in for your first muddy experience ...it really turned me on and i would hate to think that this chick is going to lose a guy like me for something so petty. thanks

 

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that is awful.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

if you aren't joking about this then you shouldn't have shitted on her without talking to her first about it. shitting and golden showers are a different thing. send her roses and tell her you are really sorry.

 

[CAGED whiteman]

Hey its TheYork all over again!!

who is the york, i take it he has a mud fetish too

 

[the People's Champ]

 

[AAA]

Caged, I could care less how kinky and shit you guys get, You fucked up on doing that without asking her first! Also that is sick as fuck!

 

[MrDbol]

Looks like you have a fetish for scat. Believe it or not golden showers are actually healthy. Piss is good for the skin, and it is also used as medicine (when you drink it). It has references to it in the bible.

Shit on the other hand is foul. It has a lot of bacteria and wastes, it is very unhealthy. It's not a good fetish. But I understand where you are coming from. It was nice to surprise your girlfriend like that. The fact that she didn't take it too well suggest that it came as a surprise to her, and maybe as an insult, indicating that you might have just been playing her, and took a big shit on her belly as a goodbye.

You have to talk to her. Tell her that it was a fetish you had wanted to try out for a long time. Tell her you are sorry. But make sure you talk to her in person. Over te phone is too easy for her to say NO.

Send her some flowers, and write a note saying that you are sorry, and that you love her. OR show up to her house with a dozen roses and a present. Girls love both and can never say no.

You will get back together. But from now on, don't take a shit on her without her permission.

 

[rippedtrojan]

that is sick. how would you like it if she shitted on you without you knowing or expected it? oh, nevermind.

 

[CAGED whiteman]

bump

for more advice!!!

 

[AAA]

Cage your a moron! You fuck pigs and you know it!

 

[Stan O'Zolol]

I can't believe she is upset by that. You are better off without her. I don't think she has her shit together.

 

[dissy29]

that is sooo nasty...but whatever works.. call her or drop her a little note to tell her that you were just trying something new and will never do it again

 

[CAGED whiteman]

dissy, it really is not that bad..give it a try if your boy friend is willing!

 

[Bobber]

LOL!!! Some of you people on this borad seriously belong on Jerry Springer!!! LOL!!! Thanks for the laugh buddy, keep up the good work!

 

[CAGED whiteman]

come on, where the relationship gurus...smalls, kini, corn...anyone

 

[VicTusDeuS]

well if i was with a girl and she was hot enough...i would eat all the shit in the world to get to her ass..but then again, i dont have a hot girlfriend.....

 

[AAP]

The issue is moot as when she discovers that you are a complete fag, she is going to dump you.

here is a pic I found of caged white honky.

We all knew you were a prick head.

 

[MP5]

Caged whiteman, that was some funny shit!!!!! hahahahahahaa

Don't marry a chick for sex, every chick puts out.

 

[Advaik]

Damn, I wasnt gonna read this because I thought it was more "help me, I want her back" pathetic shit (like my posts ), but damn this is a classic.

Go throw shit in her hair, she'll like that. Leave her little doggy bags around full of shit with her name on it. Also if you got any nude pictures of her, post em on the internet. She'll really dig you then. If not then your only chance is to cut off your dick and send it in a little box to her, because that's gonna be the last time you're ever even gonna get her to look at it.

 

[CAGED whiteman]

im not gonna cut my dick off.lol..she will come running back, they always do. i dont think i will be dropping any logs on her soon.