Relationship advice. Chat convo with a chick on yahoo.

[jerseyart]

Need some help from all you realtionship peeps out there. I think this chick is playing me, what should I do.

Jersey Are u there Cat?
Cathy Yes, do I know you
JerseyNot exactly, I saw your pic on yahoo, and think you're beautiful
Cathy Thank you, Im flattered, but I have a boyfriend
Jersey Are you having sex with him?
Cathy Thats none of your business
Jersey You are, arent you you F@#$ing slut. How could you do this to us?
Cathy Listen freak, I'm going now
Jersey Just like that huh, run away, wont even talk it out
Cathy Listen stop IMing me. Go away
Jersey Not till you talk to me. I forgive you, just dont see him anymore
Cathy Im leaving now for real.
Jersey Can I call you?
Cathy Blocked freak

What should I do?

 

[alien amp pharm]

Bawahahahaha. Sounds like one of my IM's.

 

[d3track]

so werd doesnt think much of you any more?

 

[DIVISION]

Need some help from all you realtionship peeps out there. I think this chick is playing me, what should I do.

Jersey Are u there Cat?
Cathy Yes, do I know you
JerseyNot exactly, I saw your pic on yahoo, and think you're beautiful
Cathy Thank you, Im flattered, but I have a boyfriend
Jersey Are you having sex with him?
Cathy Thats none of your business
Jersey You are, arent you you F@#$ing slut. How could you do this to us?
Cathy Listen freak, I'm going now
Jersey Just like that huh, run away, wont even talk it out
Cathy Listen stop IMing me. Go away
Jersey Not till you talk to me. I forgive you, just dont see him anymore
Cathy Im leaving now for real.
Jersey Can I call you?
Cathy Blocked freak

What should I do?

That's a poor imitation of a real conversation.

You are much better than this, JA.....

Show and Prove that you have what it takes to stay true.



DIV

 

[jerseyart]

You guys arent helping

Maybe its just too hard for you gay guys to understand

 

[DIVISION]

You guys arent helping

Maybe its just too hard for you gay guys to understand

That conversation is about as see-through as Pamela Anderson's plastic ass...

JA......you are much smarter than this.......figure it out.


DIV

 

[alien amp pharm]

Sad thing is, since JerseyArt posted this everybody knows it's a joke. If I posted this people would think it really happened.

 

[from zero]

I guess I can stop searching for the "lamest thread of the day."

 

[Dunk]

she's def warming up to you. girls like assholes though. not pussies. sorry

 

[DIVISION]

Sad thing is, since JerseyArt posted this everybody knows it's a joke. If I posted this people would think it really happened.

I was on that shit like white on rice, NUGGGGGGA

From the jump I knew JA was full 'o' shit on this thread.

For those who fell, I laugh at ya'......



DIV

 

[The_Ghost]

You are in!!!!!!

 

[jerseyart]

Division: You arent helping cock smoker

From Zero: You haven't posted yet today?

Dawgmo: I think so too. She's just a little intimidated by my strong sexual appeal.

Alien: Who are you?

 

[jerseyart]

she's def warming up to you. girls like assholes though. not pussies. sorry

Yeah bor. Sorry to read you haven't founf that exception to the rule. But hey, it was always a long shot

 

[gonelifting]

Is that your wife? Seems like things are working out for you two again. Good to see.

 

[DIVISION]

Division: You arent helping cock smoker

Don't be a bitter bitch.........Mr. JA...

^^^



DIV

 

[jerseyart]

Is that your wife? Seems like things are working out for you two again. Good to see.

LOL

No way man. I would never risk that.

You have no idea how hard it was to disappear the first time to avoid all those alimony and child support payments.

I would have to be nuts to contact her

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

hahahaha Sooo smooth

 

[Robert Jan]

shes playing hard

persist.

 

[Rod555]

LOL. Yeah she sounds like shes playing hard to get bro. Send her a gift in the mail. That might win her over. I sent this girl that i was stalking a bloody bulls heart in a pink box with a ribbon. Maybe the same approch will work for you? Good luck bro.

 

[jerseyart]

I think the whole internet things is making it too difficult to communicate with her. As soon as a I track down where she lives, I plan on talking with her in person.

 

[SoKlueles]

JA, stop p utting our IM conversations in public

dammit

 

[jerseyart]

You can run SK, but I will find you.

No man will love you like I do!!!

 

[gab9681]

I have yet to see this work out for the better. It's a shitty deal, but you really need to choose right off the bat. If she is a potential mate, don't befriend her, if she is already a friend, don't try to love her.

 

[SoKlueles]

You can run SK, but I will find you.

No man will love you like I do!!!

I miss you already baby

 

[jerseyart]

I miss you already baby

Have my children SK