reason why i never lick the kitty

[hamstershaver]

ingredients - protiens, bacteria, yeast and lactic acid. Studies also show at certain levels, a certain amount can do damage to your brain, which i believe is a valid reason for the high percentage of bad posts in C&C. So men (and lesbians) you have been warned

 

[bluepeter]

I just go straight for the sphincter

 

[powerslave]

Plan on being alone the rest of your life.

 

[The_Ghost]

Ya gotta lick!!!! Nothing more to say.

I think I would die without licking!

 

[jerkbox]

always lick the kitty

 

[Deterass]

 

[from zero]

Just say pussy. Or cunt. Or vagina. Kitty is getting on my nerves.

And lick it you girl.

 

[Deterass]

Just say pussy. Or cunt. Or vagina. Kitty is getting on my nerves.

And lick it you girl.

kittykittykittykittykittykittykittykittykittykkittyittykittykittykittykittykittykitty

 

[hamstershaver]

i have a gf and my supreme talent with my penis makes up for lack of licking

 

[The_Ghost]

Come on and show you're able
And go below my navel
Don't be a tease just give me what I like
I'm full of freakiness
So give my cat a kiss
And make it purr so we can do this right (meow)

You gotta lick it
Before we kick it
You gotta get it soft and wet so we can kick it

 

[Bullit]

[Bwhich i believe is a valid reason for the high percentage of bad posts in C&C. [/B]

LOL !!

 

[GoldenDelicious]

Come on and show you're able
And go below my navel
Don't be a tease just give me what I like
I'm full of freakiness
So give my cat a kiss
And make it purr so we can do this right (meow)

You gotta lick it
Before we kick it
You gotta get it soft and wet so we can kick it

oh those women singing that stuff are so offputting

i fantasise about hitting that "my neck, my back" creature with a pole or something

bleeeuuurgh

 

[gonelifting]

:Studies also show at certain levels, a certain amount can do damage to your brain,

Then it`s settled, I WILL do damage to my brain.

 

[jh1]

always lick the kitty

'Nuff said. I once dated a girl that wouldn't let me... that didn't last long. I love to do it, it is my favorite past time.

 

[hardrock]

I love to go down on women! How can you expect them to return the favor if you aint?

 

[Deterass]

I love to go down on women! How can you expect them to return the favor if you aint?

I'm with you bro!

 

[hamstershaver]

I love to go down on women! How can you expect them to return the favor if you aint?

manipulation

 

[Becoming]

manipulation works good- even better combining the two....

ever see a chick squirting?

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

I never lick a kitty. They use litterboxes and walk in their own mess. Then they sit on the couch and lick their feet and rub the spit and the mess all over their body. "Cat BAth" kats are gross. cats inside the house are dreadful.

As far as oral sex goes, to each his own. IMO oral is an important part of foreplay and pampering your partner.

 

[Optimus B]

I love to go down on women! How can you expect them to return the favor if you aint?

hell ya! the more you get her off, the more you'll get it back in return (i've found anyway).

also, i love making my woman hear colors through orgasmic pleasure.

 

[Becoming]

ever see a chick squirting?

apparently this is not interesting to anyone- the least of which hamsterboy....

used to know a chick that gushed like a quart.... crazy... WhereTF did it come from up there?

 

[hamstershaver]

yeah ive seen the squirting its piss, trust me

 

[Becoming]

yeah ive seen the squirting its piss, trust me

no- wrong....

 

[Deterass]

yeah ive seen the squirting its piss, trust me

Its not piss

 

[Becoming]

Its not piss

yep- it gushes- like someone just opened up a quart of liquid up in there and it just comes flying out... craziness...

 

[bluepeter]

I never lick a kitty. They use litterboxes and walk in their own mess. Then they sit on the couch and lick their feet and rub the spit and the mess all over their body. "Cat BAth" kats are gross. cats inside the house are dreadful.

As far as oral sex goes, to each his own. IMO oral is an important part of foreplay and pampering your partner.

A hamster on the other hand

 

[jh1]

yep- it gushes- like someone just opened up a quart of liquid up in there and it just comes flying out... craziness...

That is crazy... I haven't seen it, but I knew of two girls that do 'Gush'. Turd Ferguson actually had a girl in his car that did this and long story short I saw her pants afterwards and it look like she had pissed them. He SOLD the car, because he said he could smell it in there even after having the seats cleaned.

BLAH!

 

[Becoming]

That is crazy... I haven't seen it, but I knew of two girls that do 'Gush'. Turd Ferguson actually had a girl in his car that did this and long story short I saw her pants afterwards and it look like she had pissed them. He SOLD the car, because he said he could smell it in there even after having the seats cleaned.

BLAH!

So I guess you know turd furgusson.... yeah, lots of liquid... the bed woudl get so wet wouldhave to sleep on the floor... if it happend with the dick in there it woudl still come out, with preassure- spraying all over the fing place... crazy stuff.... didnt really smell bad tho in the chick I knew (but it did have a light smell to it) messy as hell though....

 

[bluepeter]

That is crazy... I haven't seen it, but I knew of two girls that do 'Gush'. Turd Ferguson actually had a girl in his car that did this and long story short I saw her pants afterwards and it look like she had pissed them. He SOLD the car, because he said he could smell it in there even after having the seats cleaned.

BLAH!

Dude, that avatar is disturbing

 

[hamstershaver]

im telling you all its piss, you might as well have her give you a golden shower with your mouth wide open

 

[GoldenDelicious]

someone say goldenshower?

 

[jh1]

So I guess you know turd furgusson.... yeah, lots of liquid... the bed woudl get so wet wouldhave to sleep on the floor... if it happend with the dick in there it woudl still come out, with preassure- spraying all over the fing place... crazy stuff.... didnt really smell bad tho in the chick I knew (but it did have a light smell to it) messy as hell though....

I work with Turd. He came here to try to find out who I was when I told him I got banned from my fitness site for having that gf/head avatar...

He said it didn't smell bad at the time, but the next day in summer heat it reeked....

 

[Becoming]

im telling you all its piss, you might as well have her give you a golden shower with your mouth wide open

dude the openings are seperate in women- it is physically impossble for piss to come out of there....

 

[out_at_sea]

ingredients - protiens, bacteria, yeast and lactic acid. Studies also show at certain levels, a certain amount can do damage to your brain, which i believe is a valid reason for the high percentage of bad posts in C&C. So men (and lesbians) you have been warned

I am too good of a fucker to mess up with licking.....A good fucking suffices!

 

[from zero]

im telling you all its piss, you might as well have her give you a golden shower with your mouth wide open

It sometimes is. It sometimes isn't. The other "isn't" times, the fluid is similar to that of the male. Being semen.

 

[plornive]

I will only lick the kitty of a girl I really trust and know is clean. I won't satisfy her and it must not be like I am servicing her - It must be like I am teasing her. And she must return the favor before I might oblige with everything else.

 

[Entropy]

im with plornive. i just dont trust the sluts.....er ladies anymore. ive heard brag stories from drunk bitches taklking about geting guys to go down on them after a fresh wad of jizz....

i dont trust anbody....esp something that bleeds for days and doesnt die.