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Q: How are tornadoes and marriage alike?
A: They both begin with a lot of sucking and blowing, and in the end you lose your house
Q: What is the similarity between a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken?
A: By the time you've finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Q: What's the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
A: Wayne takes a shower after 3 periods.
Q: How is a woman like a condom?
A: Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick. [bullet]
Above stuff is so true!!
A: They both begin with a lot of sucking and blowing, and in the end you lose your house
Q: What is the similarity between a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken?
A: By the time you've finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Q: What's the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
A: Wayne takes a shower after 3 periods.
Q: How is a woman like a condom?
A: Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick. [bullet]
Above stuff is so true!!