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Raw chocolate chip cookie dough

ChefWide

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GET THEE OUT, SATAN!!
 
with chocolate chips...OMG :RADAR

The power of Christ, compels you
The power of Christ, compels you
The power of Christ, compels you



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~:devil:~
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I bake a pretty mean chocolate chip cookie. :)
 
must... be... strong....must leave... the building...

WHAT?!!? The doors have all mysteriously been sealed shut with chololate morsels?!?!

IN THE NAME OF GAWWWWWWD!!!

... HELP ME!!!

IT'S...
ALIVE!!
 
Three batches baked and no raw dough, not one sexy, hawt, wrything, undulating teaspoon full crossed these lips. Did eat one cookie though... well... two... had to, you know, quality control. Really. I'm serious. No, you have to. Fine. Go fuck yourself.
 
I go all out.......Cheffy....

Either no cookies, or two rolls of cookies......

All IN -or- All OUT.



DIV

:chomp:
 
Ummmmm cookie dough!! When I make em, and hell yes I make fantastic ones!! The willpower is out the door, just give me dough and a litre of milk ;)
 
STOP!??!?

WHAT IS THIS!?!? A FECKIN CONSPIRACY! thats what it is..


you never loved me.









where's the dough....
 
ChefWide said:
STOP!??!?

WHAT IS THIS!?!? A FECKIN CONSPIRACY! thats what it is..


you never loved me.









where's the dough....

While we do love you, it is a conspiracy.....
 
jenscats5 said:
While we do love you, it is a conspiracy.....


YOU! I knew that the hot Kitty Keeper was in on this...


Jen, used valrhona semisweet chips this time... GOOD GAWD! I should have and insulin induced coma kicking in right about
 
i'm baking cookies later. :)
 
good question: what kind?

:)
 
ChefWide said:
YOU! I knew that the hot Kitty Keeper was in on this...


Jen, used valrhona semisweet chips this time... GOOD GAWD! I should have and insulin induced coma kicking in right about

I love it when you talk food to me..... :p
 
jenscats5 said:
I love it when you talk food to me..... :p

I need to spread out a big plastic sheet and have food sex. I mean SEX.

this kind of sex.

honey and maplesyrup and chocolate and whipped cream and ice cubes and hot carmel and ice ice cold yogurt and bananas and....

I am in serious trouble.
 
ChefWide said:
I need to spread out a big plastic sheet and have food sex. I mean SEX.

this kind of sex.

honey and maplesyrup and chocolate and whipped cream and ice cubes and hot carmel and ice ice cold yogurt and bananas and....

I am in serious trouble.

:worried:

You're in trouble?? Oh my.......... :heart:
 
ChefWide said:
I need to spread out a big plastic sheet and have food sex. I mean SEX.

this kind of sex.

honey and maplesyrup and chocolate and whipped cream and ice cubes and hot carmel and ice ice cold yogurt and bananas and....

I am in serious trouble.
when you do that you have to go for a marathon
nothing worse than soiling the whole den for a 10 minute quikie
banana chunks don't go down the drain too good
you have to moosh em' with your feet
 
jenscats5 said:
:worried:

You're in trouble?? Oh my.......... :heart:


You have no idea... ;)


Jen, you really in Vermont?
 
When I was a kid my mom used the excuse "raw cookie dough will give you worms if you have anymore than just a little" and I believed it. Now that I know better it's not uncommon to cut off a chunk of the pillsbury tube and devour it. Funny thing, I was begging wife to go get me B&J choco chip dough ice cream last night. Unfort. we live in BFE and couldnt convince her but she had--not sure of spelling-a bunch of those gold foil wrapped feara rocher?? hazelnut balls that were the bomb.

Damn--I also have a stash of HUGE chocolate covered marzipan bars im gonna break into as soon as im done writing this! Don't exactly know what it is but damn there good. Got at the world food market they just opened up.

Worst day of childhood--when mom traded in her wood spoon for one of those new fancy tupperware rubber spatulas that cleaned a bowl better than my tongue could. I hated her for that, but found later it was an even trade as getting beat over the ass with it was much more pleasant! Lol--not uncommon to find only 1/2 a wooden spoon in our families kithchen drawer at that age. And when my brother came along....fuck.
 
ChefWide said:
You have no idea... ;)


Jen, you really in Vermont?

I don't live in VT (well not yet, anyway, maybe someday) but I will be there soon........
 
rsnoble-im-back said:
When I was a kid my mom used the excuse "raw cookie dough will give you worms if you have anymore than just a little" and I believed it.

lol, my aunt used to tell me the same thing, and i believed her too.
 
rsnoble-im-back said:
When I was a kid my mom used the excuse "raw cookie dough will give you worms if you have anymore than just a little" and I believed it. Now that I know better it's not uncommon to cut off a chunk of the pillsbury tube and devour it. Funny thing, I was begging wife to go get me B&J choco chip dough ice cream last night. Unfort. we live in BFE and couldnt convince her but she had--not sure of spelling-a bunch of those gold foil wrapped feara rocher?? hazelnut balls that were the bomb.

Damn--I also have a stash of HUGE chocolate covered marzipan bars im gonna break into as soon as im done writing this! Don't exactly know what it is but damn there good. Got at the world food market they just opened up.

Worst day of childhood--when mom traded in her wood spoon for one of those new fancy tupperware rubber spatulas that cleaned a bowl better than my tongue could. I hated her for that, but found later it was an even trade as getting beat over the ass with it was much more pleasant! Lol--not uncommon to find only 1/2 a wooden spoon in our families kithchen drawer at that age. And when my brother came along....fuck.

Yeah, I remember that stupid warning too..... Although my mom always left me raw batter in the brownie mix bowl for me to lick -- cake batter too -- :heart: So I guess she really wasn't too worried about it....

Oh, and my ex-hubby took a class for his Animal Science degree about food-borne illnesses, etc "Immunology" or whatever -- I read his textbook -- it was very interesting & it scientifically explained EColi, etc -- so now I'm not too worried about eating raw egg.....

Marzipan is basically almond paste -- sugar & almonds. Mmmmm, choc covered marzipan sounds yummy!! A lot of pastry chefs use the marzipan to form shapes for cakes, decorations, etc....
 
I made me some little gingerbread snowmen with red hot little noses.

Tasted better n' they looked....



...and dammit, they looked GOOD! :chomp:
 
jenscats5 said:
Yeah, I remember that stupid warning too..... Although my mom always left me raw batter in the brownie mix bowl for me to lick -- cake batter too -- :heart: So I guess she really wasn't too worried about it....

Oh, and my ex-hubby took a class for his Animal Science degree about food-borne illnesses, etc "Immunology" or whatever -- I read his textbook -- it was very interesting & it scientifically explained EColi, etc -- so now I'm not too worried about eating raw egg.....

Marzipan is basically almond paste -- sugar & almonds. Mmmmm, choc covered marzipan sounds yummy!! A lot of pastry chefs use the marzipan to form shapes for cakes, decorations, etc....[/QUOTE

Well I guess that's why I like marzipan--I am an almond freak! These are from Germany and around 1/2 pound. As far as raw eggs--I drank Weider dutch chocolate weight gainner shakes with peanut butter and raw eggs for years with no problems. And god they were good! At that time little did my young scrawny ass know that all I had to do to get big was get older. Should'v saved my money!
 
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