Rascist Jokes?

[MasterMind]

OK.....who else is getting tired of rasicst jokes....everytime I leave the house and go to a party or whatever there is always one idiot telling rascist jokes....they have so many its like they search for them on the internet print them out and commit them to memory......and the worst part is even if I was rasicst they wouldn't be funny.....sometimes I just want to hand out signs to everyone that say..."Yes, I'm and idiot; no don't talk to me!"

 

[Nimrod25]

Ur gay.

 

[MasterMind]

ummmm...no not gay here although baba-boey was coming out the other day...you might want to go try him.......and why in the hell would you say I'm gay after a perfectly decent thread not relating to beasteality or karma?

 

[Warik]

I think they are hilarious.

-Warik

 

[MasterMind]

Granted some of them are funny as hell, but I'm talking about the idiots that say the same ones over and over everytime you see them....maybe I'm the only one who experiences this...but everytime I see this one dumbass he always starts busting the rasicst jokes about how a mexican did this or a black guy did this...it gets really annoying

 

[Nimrod25]

What do you call a chink and a jap in a trans am?

The Gooks of hazard.

 

[danielson]

i havent heard that many recently but then again im older so the maturity and intelligence levels of my peers increased. some can be funny......

what do you call a taliban with no brothers or sisters?

a virgin

 

[Nimrod25]

Why cant blacks and mexicans have children together?

The kids would be too lazy to steal.

 

[MasterMind]

i havent heard that many recently but then again im older so the maturity and intelligence levels of my peers increased. some can be funny......

what do you call a taliban with no brothers or sisters?

a virgin

hehe...thats not rasicst thats just funny...but really he's not the type of guy I really would like to hang around with it just seems that he is everywhere there is more then one person.....I gotta be careful because one day I know he is going to drive me insane and I'm gonna end up in jail for assault or something

 

[MasterMind]

Why cant blacks and mexicans have children together?

The kids would be too lazy to steal.

Ok thats a pretty good one...put a smirk on my face

 

[cure]

MasterMind, your the biggest racist out of them all!!!

 

[MasterMind]

MasterMind, your the biggest racist out of them all!!!

Hey I'm not rasict I own a color T.V.

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?

He doesn't know he's black.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Chink 182

 

[KA-BAR]

Why cant blacks and mexicans have children together?

The kids would be too lazy to steal.

Damn I like that one. I will definitly use it.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Why do WASP's play golf?
It's the only chance they get to dress like pimps.

When does a Mexican become a Spaniard?
When he marries into your family.

What do you call a person who's half-Mexican and half-German?
A Beaner-Schnitzel.

What do you call white people with big noses?
Peckerwoods.

Do you know the Korean word for pussy?
Tung chow.

How about for bad pussy?
Tung Chow yuk.

What do you call someone who's fifty percent Latino?
Sorta-rican.

What do you call someone who's half Indian and half Chinese?
Uglee.

What's an Italian virgin?
A girl who can outrun her father.

What do you call someone who's half Jewish and half black?
A Hebro.

 

[Natymike]

Why do black people always have sex on their minds??

-cause they have pubes growing on their heads.

many many more by request, but they get a lot worse.