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Rant for Thurs Sept 27,2001

Milhouse

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IN a bad mood today..

My superintendant came to me today and complained about the music...I guess thats ok but tell me he lives below me is it ok for me to hear his 2 young kids scraming thier fucking heads off at all hours...is it ok for the insane lady across from me to slam her door over and over at 3 am...is it ok for the band upstairs to practice electric guitar at midnite 6 days a week...or is it a coincedence that his mother in laws bedroom is right below my stereo...oh and the fact that I have to put up with the parties with thier croation friends singing weird shit on fridays at the paties they have...plus the 2 ton tessies upstairs that make the plaster on my wall crumble....Plifter has been quiet for 2 days must have got the presription filled...goatslayer bring back Rice Cube bIn Laden....I really enjoyed Days of the Tantric's rant but he has not made any so fuck him I am taking over until he gladly returns....am I the only one who misses Big Bucks presence on the board...he was and is a funny fucker evn though Kakdiesal wants to fuck him j/k kak...why the hating on smallmoves...she is cute and harmless leave her alone...speaking od which like the EFLA says bring back salami,,,that moneybags name sucks...he is a prick but a funny one....I don't want to talk about sept 11 today lets just kick the shit outta those fuckers who did this period....I think immigration is a joke...Canada and the US kick out the good ones everyday yet we keep the idiots go figure...I have a couple women calling me to "hang" out yet I only have one on my mind...first time in 10 years that I felt that way...the one 10 years ago got away had 2 kids and got left by a dickhead who worked for us incidenatlly...funny part is her dad works for us now and I am his boss...he is a great guy though and I respect the hell outta him probably cause he could and would kick my ass..he is definatly old school tough...I am tired of CNN I personally think they have fucked up any war efforts in the past 10 years by sticking thier nose in too much....I am in love with this girl but can only tell her so when I am hammered..she says say it when I am not and it will make a difference....ok whatever....how come its so hard to find 100x100 pixel pics to use as an avatar...I found some good starvin marvin ones and cant use em....cant help but comment on sept 11, like I said before these terrorist group leaders can easily have some naive 18 y/o kid die in the name of whatever but they are fucking pussies and hide out when we come looking for em...I think George dubya has proven himself well as a human lately...and Like howard stern said Rudy should be mayor again let alone president just by the way he has handled this affair...I need to get laid again something fierce...sometimes I think haveing a crazy sex drive is a blessing but sometimes it is a curse....I am gonna tap some ass soon for sure....my hair went a while ago on top now why do you never see guys just balding from the side...or the fact that hair gets lost on the head yet grows everywhere else as you age...am I the only guy who thinks about sex 24/7....if I could lick my own balls like a dog or cat I would not leave my house either....the NFL should adopt the same cheerleader stratagy as the now defunct XFL..anyome who thinks differently is obviously gay...not that ther is anything worng with it...which brings me to...why are the guys so adamadtely opposed to gay people so into anal with a chick...some unfulfilled desires...fuck all the pride type parades too what we need is more pride as a mankind...why are taes so high but service sucks..and why is it easier for my lady friend to claim refugee staus than to renew a health card which she is entitled too considering her wallet got stolen with all ID intact...men today are fucking pussies me included..fuck our inner self we should be prepared to defend and kill when necessary...enuff ranting for today maybe more tommorow if you want lemme know....I have lots to complain about
 
Man, you think you have a lot to rant about? Look, You say having a crazy sex drive is bad? It is. Horribly. I can't have anything with over 12g's of sugar. That really sucks because almost all soda's and my all time favorite drink called tea, has that or over usually. And damnit, when i get over that amount, i fuckin flip out. I just get so fricken horny it's not even funny. I just want to go molest 21 year old college students and claim my name is jack the stripper. I wanna go out riding naked on a pure white horse, with a couple lasso's, catch a few chicks and drag them through green jello to the sleeping bag 20 yards away. I want to buy up a warehouse of jergin's body lotion and have myself a merry merry christmas understand? Thats how bad i fricken have it when I get sugared up. One time it happened with sme Ice - Cream in the room at my house. My dad was at home and my Friend - girl was over. Holy GOD you don't know how bad it was for her not to be MORE than a friend girl at that time because I would have broken my bed into splinters at the moment had she been. Then on top of that, I'm outtof class until 5:00 and I can't do shit but sit here til then cuz yesterday was leg day and I can't skate because I was trying to work on tone and today I must struggle to make it up stairs. To top it all off my Mother and father are arguing about filing for divorce, i'm at an age where I could care less but can't because it wouldn't b e right, My grandmother wants me to live with her, but so does my uncle, my cousin, and his parents. I'm stumbling in my studies and I WANNA RIP THIS FUCKERS HEAD OFF WHO KEEPS CALLING ME JACKASS! everytime I see him he just sortof chokes out the word JACKASS like on that movie happy gilmore. GARGH and I hate lawyers because they are stupid, want more money, and have you come to their office so you can tell them the story again, ONE MORE TIME. There is always going to be more than one more time, and I CAN'T AFFORD THAT!

So when you say you have problems. I feel your pain brotha.
 
TheProject said:


Okay, how the hell did you find this to resurrect it?

I searched for "merry christmas". lol
 
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