Random Thoughts.....

[WODIN]

I sometimes think that the planet itself is a sentient being and that we have evolved as exstentions of the planet that operates on some group conscousness level that our daily councous state of being cannot percieve. Why else would we be exploring space and look at ways to defend the earth against possible attacks?

Space...you can't breath or go nekkid there. So it's not like we as a species geared to genetically survive would instinctivley go out and find a way to get into the most hostile environment possible. So there is this other Global conscouness that is guiding all of us attached organisms like we were cells in a collective of some kind.

(I thought that up while I was high)

George W. Bush, Jr. fainted in the white house yesterday while eating a pretrzel. It must have been an "evil doer" or terrorist pretzel is all I can figure. That or he lost his ass betting on Miami.

My 9 month old daughter did a bear stand yesterday. I'm like oh shit buy her a helmet and bumper proof the house!!! My 9 month old son is still happy with the whole role over thing. Once she starts kicking him and running away I bet his ass will not only crawl he will find a way to walk too.

 

[frorider6]

Don't get out much these days, huh?

 

[WODIN]

Don't get out much these days, huh?

More often than I care for actually. If I were independently wealthy I would never leave my house.

 

[HappyScrappy]

you might consider reading "The Diamond Age" by Neal Stephenson - that and some of William Gibson's stuff such as Count Zero or Neuromancer (moreso on the former, which technically comes after on his timeline)

and I agree - were I wealthy - which I'm not - then I'd spend most all my time in my house. since I pretty much do that anyway as it is.

 

[WODIN]

I just got spam about Anti-Spam Software!!!

I don't really care too much for Sci-fi authors. I like the movies. Especially the ones with big breasted blue alien women!

 

[supersizeme]

i was going to respond to this thread but apparently somebody *cough*Wodin*wheeze* farted a big mummy dust cloud and now i can't see any of these posts. judging from all the chowder chuggers in here spitting out worthless drivel, i'm sure it's not all that different from popping some special K and fast forwarding through "the birdcage" with some obnoxious trance music playing in the background.

 

[frorider6]

I just got spam about Anti-Spam Software!!!

When I moved, I had the phone put in my name. The phone company then sold my number to solicitors. I know because I asked where they got my number and by law they have to tell you. At the same time the phone company introduced a new feature that would block solicitor's calls for a monthly fee.

They created a need to buy their own product. Shortly after, I bought a cell phone and cancelled my land line. Fuck 'em.

 

[HappyScrappy]

I'm gonna start throwing dead animals through people's skylights and then start an anti-dead-animal product line that will prevent intrusion from dead animals via the skylights or other portals into one's home. I will also create a service to clean up the dead animals once in said home.

reminds me of mafia stuff, but with more dead squirrels.

 

[The Shadow]

I saw Brandy from Joe Dirt if anyone cares...

 

[WODIN]

The Brandy from Joe Dirt?!! Nekkid or clothed?

 

[The Shadow]

The Brandy from Joe Dirt?!! Nekkid or clothed?

I'm sure it wasn't her, seeing that I saw her in the local post office, but DAMN the girl looked good!! Looked about 25, blonde hair, blue eyes and wearing cut off Daisy dukes and a denium bra.
She was having a problem getting the machine to take her bill, so I got some change fromn my car as the line at the PO was unbelievable. She was like "Thank you". And I was all-like "No Problem." When she left she blew me a kiss and climbed into a 67 Stingray.

Now tell me:

How hot was that???

 

[WODIN]

Now tell me:

How hot was that???

I got a hard on just reading it.