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ssme: I wish I was blind so that I would never have to see your face. You would lose a battle of wits to a worthless bacterial culture.

that is all for now
 
emptied.. i have to get to the gym lisa... so make it quick, i'm watching switchback

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ssme: You are pure trash. Get back to your trailer and heat up some spam. You are just slightly more literate than a dirty used tampon.
 
smalls stop turning sideways... we can't see you when you do that.

flame back please... i can take it.
 
mattcanning99 said:


do you not see what this thread is about? it's supposed to be made up flames only...keep this crap to PM.
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You don't know the meaning of the word flame, in fact, you don't know the meaning of a lot of words
 
crimson coal said:
wow! this sounds kinda fun......Smalls..when you run do dogs think your playin fetch? Flame me back someone.
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Don't ever touch me. You have less brain-mass than a blemished shorn scrotum.
 
How many times do I have to tell you that you need to brush your teeth, wax your body hair and get a face lift. You are a soiled penis.
 
smallmovesal said:
boach: Do the words two dollar whore mean anything to you? You are genetically inferior to a dripping sloth.
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Are you calling me a two dollar whore or a dripping sloth? I couldn't possibly get two dollars for sex as a sloth. I barely get sex for free as is.
 
Darktooth said:
Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?

BTW, watch out when you walk over cracks, cause you might just disappear!

:P :D
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I feel bad saying this, but I figured you should know that you are incompetent. You couldn't even work the fryer at a McDonalds, you are about as useful as a primitive used tampon.
 
Boach said:


Are you calling me a two dollar whore or a dripping sloth? I couldn't possibly get two dollars for sex as a sloth. I barely get sex for free as is.
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I think I've seen your picture on uglypeople.com. You are a regurgitated junkie.
 
Smalls, your unprovoked insults has compelled me to divulge your deep dark secret of being a hemaphrodite. I expect full reimbursement for all the prescription medication you caused me to take with that nasty herpes outbreak you caused. Next time, wear a condom or don't make me bleed.:mad:
 
smallmovesal said:


I think I've seen your picture on uglypeople.com. You are a regurgitated junkie.
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Tell your father to stop raping my dog. I know the resemblance to your mother is striking, but the experience for the pup is traumatic.
 
Darktooth said:
Smalls, "Don't open your mouth unless my pants are around my ankles!" :-D lol, sorry, couldn't resist! ;)
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Dark tooth, your membership for the large penis magazine is about to expire. Please send food stamps to continue observing my newest centerfold.
 
Darktooth said:
lol smalls, so it was you that was trying to teach me to use that thing! i got fired because you didn't want me to get .20 higher pay raise than you! because, as we all know, women are paid less than men in the same jobs! well, except prostitution! lol, hit me back!

:p :D
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I heard through the grapevine that you have a personality worthy of an incontinent anus.
 
supersizeme said:
smalls you are so skinny just yesterday i saw someone come up to you and sing "we are the world"
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I'm not going to tell you again to stop leaving that strap-on collection laying around. I nearly tripped over them and fell down the stairs right after making sweet anal lovin to your girlfriend. If you're going to drill holes in watermelons to practice, at least don't leave them in the fridge.
 
Boach said:


You smell worst than a week old camel corpse and a darktooths infested ass combined.
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It's common knowledge that you need a frontal lobotomy, maybe it will fix the fact that you are a dirty bag of cellulite.
 
Smalls, I need my walls stripped of paint. Please come over and exhale close to them.

Darktooth, If my penis is so small, why did it reach your rectum by entrance of your mouth? Maybe it's because of your dwarf-like stature.
 
68GT350 said:
Smalls, I need my walls stripped of paint. Please come over and exhale close to them.

Darktooth, If my penis is so small, why did it reach your rectum by entrance of your mouth? Maybe it's because of your dwarf-like stature.
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You smell like you've been making out with a rat infested whore.
 
smalls- your coochie's been infested so many times, you've got the Orkin man on speed dial.
 
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Freak..If I had a dog with a face like yours..I would shave its ass and teach it to walk backwards..(yea I know..real fucking old)
 
Smalls, you're such a skinny bitch, that when you wear a tie (as hermaphrodites usually do) it falls down to your herpes infested ankle. I've seen hamsters with bigger gyno than your so-called tits.
 
BigBazooka said:
Smalls, you're such a skinny bitch, that when you wear a tie (as hermaphrodites usually do) it falls down to your herpes infested ankle. I've seen hamsters with bigger gyno than your so-called tits.
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One word: NASTY. You are stupid. And furthermore, you are reminiscent of a sandwich.
 
smallmovesal said:


One word: NASTY. You are stupid. And furthermore, you are reminiscent of a sandwich.
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Smalls, just keep smearing that mango jelly on your bony ass-cheeks, 'cause that's where you're best at. Listen, if I sent you a mini-sized post-it pad, could you do me a favour and tape it on your back and be gone with the wind?

(Damn, it's hard to make insults when english ain't your mother tongue. lol)
 
BigBazooka said:


Smalls, just keep smearing that mango jelly on your bony ass-cheeks, 'cause that's where you're best at. Listen, if I sent you a mini-sized post-it pad, could you do me a favour and tape it on your back and be gone with the wind?

(Damn, it's hard to make insults when english ain't your mother tongue. lol)
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lol

I have to deliver the cold hard facts, you would lose a battle of wits to a grimy chunk of road kill.
 
smallmovesal said:


lol

I have to deliver the cold hard facts, you would lose a battle of wits to a grimy chunk of road kill.
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Sorry Small's, but I wouldn't wanna do a battle of wits with yo momma. But thanks anyway!
 
smallmovesal said:


Hold on a second. You are as charming as a crusty drunk.
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Your insults are beginning suck almost as bad as your vacuum-like beaver. Look, I know your momma stuck a garden hose in your butt and made you recycle your diarrhea, but don't blame ME for it!

I though that you could kick my ass in this insulting contest (cuz I'm from Finland), but right now you're making worse insults than a mangled hippopotamus's torso.
 
BigBazooka said:


Your insults are beginning suck almost as bad as your vacuum-like beaver. Look, I know your momma stuck a garden hose in your butt and made you recycle your diarrhea, but don't blame ME for it!

I though that you could kick my ass in this insulting contest (cuz I'm from Finland), but right now you're making worse insults than a mangled hippopotamus's torso.
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I heard through the grapevine that you should write an autobiography entitled: My life as an ugly whore-carcass.

Hey, did you you know that you are more naive than a fishy smelling urinal.
 
smallmovesal said:


I heard through the grapevine that you should write an autobiography entitled: My life as an ugly whore-carcass.

Hey, did you you know that you are more naive than a fishy smelling urinal.
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Listen, Slutsucksall, talking about autobiographies, you should also write one. It would be titled: "I'm the semen that my big sister swallowed and then spit in my mom's vagina" It would be a bestseller in no-time!
 
BigBazooka said:



Listen, Slutsucksall, talking about autobiographies, you should also write one. It would be titled: "I'm the semen that my big sister swallowed and then spit in my mom's vagina" It would be a bestseller in no-time!
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It's funny you should say that because you have a personality worthy of a mouldy stomach ulcer.
 
smallmovesal said:


It's funny you should say that because you have a personality worthy of a mouldy stomach ulcer.
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Are you 8-years-old, 'cause you sure as hell do insults that I did in second grade. By the way, how was your school? Did you enjoy studying in Torched Puke Elementary in Canada? I heard your classmates were all toothless sircus midgets with orange hillbilly teeth and still they were prettyer than you. Go and play that one-stringed banjo, you wanna-be John Patitucci. Run, forest, run.
 
lol it's an insult generator... and patitucci is an amazing bass player
have you ever heard the jazz of jan garbarek (i'm sure i bastardized that last name)? it's cool stuff.

You are dirtier than a contaminated skunk.
 
smallmovesal said:
lol it's an insult generator... and patitucci is an amazing bass player
have you ever heard the jazz of jan garbarek (i'm sure i bastardized that last name)? it's cool stuff.

You are dirtier than a contaminated skunk.
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Lol. John kicks ass. Actually I didn't know that it was an insult generator :)
Do you know Victor Wooten? He plays the bass in fusion band called Bela Fleck and the Flecktones. Cool shit.

Maybe we should move this music conversation to email, you worthless piece of wombat clit? Lol, email me at [email protected]
 
yeah my ex has a video of victor wooten.. insane fingers on that man! and i have heard bela fleck's stuff... :)

i'll mail ya if you don't have aim or msn... whatcha got?
 
smallmovesal said:
yeah my ex has a video of victor wooten.. insane fingers on that man! and i have heard bela fleck's stuff... :)

i'll mail ya if you don't have aim or msn... whatcha got?
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None of that stuff. Just an email.. Of course Elite private messages work, too :)
 
crimson coal said:
Freak..If I had a dog with a face like yours..I would shave its ass and teach it to walk backwards..(yea I know..real fucking old)
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Oh really? well if that's your bloated ass in your avatar, I'd have to say that WITHOUT A DOUBT, you're the fattest thing I've ever seen, and I've been on safari.
 
I want you to battle me but all you do is saddle me.
Ride on my bone one more time and you know that'll be
Your crucifixion, my resurrection, here's my prediction:
You'll need protection:fro:
 
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