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It wades through the dense, sticky thicket of grey matter. Jumping across synaptic chasms, electric signals flutter about at a frenetic pace. Put down the iron. There is no more kerosine to clean your shirts or light the lamps of progress. It has all folded in on itself. Compressing and collapsing until a swirling vortex draws near with black hole intentions. Do thoughts have memories? Do they know their creator's reason for said thought's existence? It might be prudent to think a thought that is thoughtful of it's purpose.
 
Spooge on Kelly Kapowski's face, twice. while Slater cheats on Jesse with Violet. Mr. Belding gets a B.J. from Lisa Turtle. Papa Smurf, make sure Gargamel doesn't foil me.
 
chaos mage said:
I want to snort coke with retarded midgets and watch reruns of the Berenstein Bears


You try.
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Thank you for being the only person to EVER spell Berenstein right, Bernstein.

And make sure their Messy Room gets cleaned up before they come down.
 
Bran987 said:
Spooge on Kelly Kapowski's face, twice. while Slater cheats on Jesse with Violet. Mr. Belding gets a B.J. from Lisa Turtle. Papa Smurf, make sure Gargamel doesn't foil me.
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a haiku


A red sparrow flys gently to the window while hubcap rolls quietlt to rest against the concrete ledge. "Is this my mettalic" fate ponders our chrome hero. "Or am I to be returned to my place of business?" Meanwhile, Clouds drift over head as a burrito salesman kicks the hubcap. His socks have holes in them because people don't like burritos as much in the winter. Due to the weather, precipitaion may come down as snow causing accidents to happen and possibly hubcaps to fly off.
 
If you stood at a urinal for 24 hours and every 5 seconds you drank some water, do you think that at a certain point you could pee indifeninatley?
 
I'd like to drive backwards down the street blindfolded at the state fair on senior sunday.
 
Burning_Inside said:
I wanna bang my mom doggy style while punching her about the head and neck area and screaming at her for leaving me as a child.
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Wow. Just Wow.

I think this is called a 'breakthrough' in therapy lingo....
 
I want to drink a gallon of winny and then swim the Brooklyn river...
 
Pixelated ovals espouse superfluous musings in a torrent of hyphenated double-speak. A double helix containing theories and half truths intertwine serpentile, wrapping itself around the throats of common sense and morality. Finite relations with conscience and reality erode as the incessant downpour of binary instructions and invisible waves floating in rivers of hope, flowing slow enough to see, yet fast enough to evade grasp. It may strike epiphany for one to entertain the idea that the true meaning of life is to learn to stop wanting. For wanting only leads to more wanting. Thus, things once wanted, now obtained, only inspire a pestering need to ascend to the next level. Unfortunately, there lies an infinite amount of levels to attain.
 
BileStew said:
I want to go to Canada to see Cosmo explode from the 20 dozen boxes of Krispy Kremes he is going to eat.
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Explain to me how, that is, in any fashion, bizarre. or random.
 
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