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R.I.P. David Schwimmer

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NeverMind

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I think tonight you will be granted the impossible to obtain
RED KARMA BAN. So young too. See ya tomorrow as
Ugly Naked Guy.
 
gymrat said:
how the hell did you get all that red?

Did i miss something?
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Ive been red karma whoring. My sig, up until 10 minutes ago, read "Give me all the negative karma you can." I figure everyone else always asks for green even though it really makes no difference how much karma you have. I just figured this would be good for a laugh.

By the way, gimme some more red karma. 4 dots was perfect.
 
David Schwimmer said:


Ive been red karma whoring. My sig, up until 10 minutes ago, read "Give me all the negative karma you can." I figure everyone else always asks for green even though it really makes no difference how much karma you have. I just figured this would be good for a laugh.

By the way, gimme some more red karma. 4 dots was perfect.
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fuck that, as soon as i can im mega hittin you with green.
 
Gymrat.... you are reading my min today I swear

When biteme posted that thread whats more important in life.... I immediately thought of Conan..... and now I wanted to type "We must save swhimmer"... and there you are...... lol its crazy

Swimmer.......... I will save you my bro
 
All will rally around me.

If you guys could keep it to 3 or 4 red dots that would be greeaaaattt (In a Bill Lumberg voice).
 
David Schwimmer said:
All will rally around me.

If you guys could keep it to 3 or 4 red dots that would be greeaaaattt (In a Bill Lumberg voice).
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office space is a stupid movie
 
David Schwimmer said:
All will rally around me.

If you guys could keep it to 3 or 4 red dots that would be greeaaaattt (In a Bill Lumberg voice).
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I like the cut of your jib

good plan.
 
bro why not just finish what you started and get all the red you can until you are banned it would be sweet

then just get a new user name...no big deal

i dont think the banned by karma thing has ever happened before
 
Well now I'm confused. You wanted the RED BAN and even damned me to hell for giving you green. Now you have some sort of 'don't kill me syndrome' . MAKE UP YOUR MIND!!!

BTW green when I recharge.
 
David Schwimmer said:


Yes, hence my desire to keep 3 or 4 red dots. I wonder if I can get 150 free red karma points if I sign up for platinum.:confused:
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If that's what you want I'm sure George would help you out. :)
 
big_bad_buff said:
I'll be honest hear.....I like the red karma thing you have going......it looks good on ya....keep it up
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Yes, hence my desire to keep 3 or 4 red dots. I wonder if I can get 150 free red karma points if I sign up for platinum.:confused:
 
Bodhisattva said:


If that's what you want I'm sure George would help you out. :)
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You have no idea my friend. If I wasnt endangered of being banished I would enjoy "moving beyond red karma."
 
NeverMind said:
There is only one way you might be able to save your ass now
Schwimmer. One question for ya , DO YOU DEADLIFT?!?
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Of course. As well as utilize good mornings, an excercise that many forego.:)
 
David Schwimmer said:


Of course. As well as utilize good mornings, an excercise that many forego.:)
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I gave a while ago a good dose of green....next one would be the decisive hit as I am gonna send your sorry ass to a red-nirvana state of mind...

You just ask for it....
 
David Schwimmer said:


Of course. As well as utilize good mornings, an excercise that many forego.:)
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I just splooged on ya some good red shit....
 
NeverMind said:
There is only one way you might be able to save your ass now
Schwimmer. One question for ya , DO YOU DEADLIFT?!?
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Bro you're a fellow deadlifter?

Swimmer..... your stock just went up.. never fear.... me...... gymtime..... nevermind and others will raly around you and thwart all the bastards trying to get you banned
 
David Schwimmer said:
Good men. Keep hittin me with the red. I found a member (totti28) who has 6 red dots. I know we all can get me past him, as long as we work together.
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BTW, are you under any medication? OR is just a weird whim?
 
Good men. Keep hittin me with the red. I found a member (totti28) who has 6 red dots. I know we all can get me past him, as long as we work together.
 
Upper-cruster said:


BTW, are you under any medication? OR is just a weird whim?
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The whole karma system is meant for fun, yes? I have fun by not taking the karma system so seriously. Hence my desire to move beyond red karma.
 
revexrevex said:


Bro you're a fellow deadlifter?

Swimmer..... your stock just went up.. never fear.... me...... gymtime..... nevermind and others will raly around you and thwart all the bastards trying to get you banned
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Interesting. This there like a pro-deads faction vs an anti-deads faction on here? Whats the point of working out if you arent going to squat, dead, and bench (well, I figure everyone benches for obvious reasons).
 
David Schwimmer said:


The whole karma system is meant for fun, yes? I have fun by not taking the karma system so seriously. Hence my desire to move beyond red karma.
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You are wishing your own demise for fun, huh?
 
David Schwimmer said:


The whole karma system is meant for fun, yes? I have fun by not taking the karma system so seriously. Hence my desire to move beyond red karma.
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At least you have another handle ....
 
who the hell was totti28? when were they hated so much... damn even NYC Boy never got past 3 red dots.
 
David Schwimmer said:


You have no idea my friend. If I wasnt endangered of being banished I would enjoy "moving beyond red karma."
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It's just a line. You don't get banned at x amount of negative karma. Both green and red are meaningless.
 
David Schwimmer said:


Awesome. Since you are here, do us a favor and mega-blast me with some red.
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I already did. Where do you think that fourth dot came from?

Don't you even check? You ho!
 
Upper-cruster said:


At least you have another handle ....
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Actually I dont. I have discovered that I dont take this whole internet persona as seriously as a few others do.
 
David Schwimmer said:


Interesting. This there like a pro-deads faction vs an anti-deads faction on here? Whats the point of working out if you arent going to squat, dead, and bench (well, I figure everyone benches for obvious reasons).
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Yea bro apparently some people here don't deadlift nor squat...... cough decem cough....
 
Bodhisattva said:


It's just a line. You don't get banned at x amount of negative karma. Both green and red are meaningless.
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Awesome. Since you are here, do us a favor and mega-blast me with some red.
 
out_at_sea said:


You are wishing your own demise for fun, huh?
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I dont know if I would categorize it as a "demise." I came here originally to utilize the training forum (which is where I made my first 100 posts or so) but found this section to be entertaining. I just would find it amusing that while everyone else is asking for green, Im begging for red.;)
 
Bodhisattva said:


I already did. Where do you think that fourth dot came from?

Don't you even check? You ho!
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Ah, good man. Every time I check I have about 50 more points, and unless Im missing something you can only see the last five donations. I do thank you tremendously for your continued support.
 
I still want to know about totti28.... how the hell could that many people hate him and I never heard of him before.
 
revexrevex said:
Alright Swhimmer lets hear some training stats bro
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Well, Im a bit older now but did compete in 3 amateur PL competitions during my late high school and early college years.

Given my age, I am not into that any more. I weigh about 200 at 5'9, with about 9-11%bf depending on the time of year. Sometimes it pushes to 12-14%, but very rarely.

Bench: Who knows my max, I only use bells these days. The heaviest I usually throw up is 115s for 6-8.

Squat: Same as above, dont have a reason to max, but I usually end up with 325-350 for 6-8.

Deadlift: Ditto above, usually end with 350 for 4 sets of 8 reps.
 
By the way, when I say "old" I mean the early portion of the third decade. ;)
 
Not bad swhimmer how long you been training bro? 115's is impressive for 8.... probably 300+ on bench right..... but you're a bodybuilder not powerlifter?
 
revexrevex said:
Not bad swhimmer how long you been training bro? 115's is impressive for 8.... probably 300+ on bench right..... but you're a bodybuilder not powerlifter?
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Well, if I had to choose a column for me I would probably define myself as a bodybuilder considering I dont go for numbers anymore, and really havent for about 12 years now. I basically am content with my current numbers and am usually content with my normal physique. At the moment, however, I am a bit on the flabby side so I am trying out this Thermorexin business if it ever arrives.

I have been training since I was about 15, but of course the first year was basically bullshit. By this I mean nothing but curls and bench every day, like most 15 year olds. Once I was 16 I really got into it. So in short, about 19 years now.
 
revexrevex said:
Long time bro.. you probably tried everything
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Everything meaning.....? Every training method? If that is the case, then actually once I got done wanting to compete it took me about 9 months to find a routine that maximized my personal potential. I, of course, make a few minor tweaks every 3 months or so just to change things up, but its in essence the same routine it was 15 years ago. If it aint broke dont fix it.
 
Ok guys, he's yours !

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Has Elite ever had a member going for RED that wasn't an asshole. A legend of the gayest magnitude has been created and should remain.
 
Thats just like you to not finish what you started. Now stand still and take some more RED.
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LOL!! This is funny. I should give the guy some green just to keep him longer, but I rather not get involved...
 
Schwimmer....no more red from me til' you reciprocate some green. Your pet project is fun, but you have to give some to get some, you know?
 
schwimmer....follow through with what you started

i actually had a lot of respect for you trying to acomplish something nobody has before...I say you keep doing it. since you are a nice guy i'm sure the mods would re-instate you too. no big deal
 
David Schwimmer said:


The whole karma system is meant for fun, yes? I have fun by not taking the karma system so seriously. Hence my desire to move beyond red karma.
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If I would have known what you're after I would have chosen the road before you did. In some weird way you're now better than the rest of us. Red karma dots.
 
Ok to set the record straight I AM still following through with my red karma orgy. So, yes, continue to give it up.

I would respond with green but due to the fact that I have serial killers jealous of my bad karma I cannot shoot anything but gray.
 
AAP said:
who the hell was totti28? when were they hated so much... damn even NYC Boy never got past 3 red dots.
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totti28 is still a platinum member who joined in jun 2003. posted almost exclusively on the anabolic board. posts idiotic questions mainly
 
damn... revex is a straight up bitch dude..

how you gonna give me red karma cuz i said i look better than you?

especially when it's true..

pud
 
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