Quotes that'll start trouble

[The Dude]

Life is but a momentary glimpse of the wonder of the astonishing universe, and it is sad to see so many dreaming it away on spiritual fantasy.

You can't convince a believer of anything; for their belief is not based on evidence, it's based on a deep-seeded need to believe.

Carl Sagan

Hehehe.....

 

[WODIN]

The line between patriot, traitor and terrorist is a thin one.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

"You are just jelous because your girlfriend realalizes that she is cuddling up with a girly-man!" Hans

 

[Hannibal]

"I'm your huckleberry."

 

[Milhouse]

How's your wife and my kid?

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

"Your woman loves to floss her teeth with my pubic hair!"

"I'm sorry that slut is your wife? It's to bad that she enjoyed my protein shake last night!"

"Can I enjoy my Weaties using your spoon chest?"

"So you had sex with her last night with out a condom! To bad! I could have warned you that she has AIDS!"

"It is funny how your kids don't look like you, but they do look like me!"

 

[the nature boy]

"That's my wife!!"

 

[OMEGA]

"WHEN ARE YOU EXPECTING"

to a women that is not pregnant.

 

[Island Son]

Religion is the opiate of the masses - Karl Marx

 

[Island Son]

my dad is bigger than your dad!

 

[Code]

"Theres always someone smarter, stronger and faster than you. I happen to be that person." -Code

"My dad can kick your dad's butt."

-Shooter "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!"
-Happy "You eat shit?!?"

"The last time I saw Farve that hurt he had John Madden's dick up his ass." -Code whenever Favre gets sacked

"DEA!!! We have a warrant!! Open the door!!!"

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

"Man it smells like a Tuna Boats Shitter Door in here! Oh, my mistake miss It's just your disease beaver!"

 

[Code]

Omega!!!

I've done that once. And only once.

I'll never forget the look that lady gave me, I wake up at night in cold sweats from it.

 

[OMEGA]

Omega!!!

I've done that once. And only once.

I'll never forget the look that lady gave me, I wake up at night in cold sweats from it.

I saw it once......let me tell you!

if the devil was on earth it was at that moment.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

"WHEN ARE YOU EXPECTING"

Yes, that line works very well! But I have taken it further! After she gives you the dirty looks, then say " Oh, I'm sorry your just fat then!" So cruel, but yet so funny!

 

[OMEGA]

dcup you and SG are the same person aren't you