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Quotes that'll start trouble

The Dude

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Life is but a momentary glimpse of the wonder of the astonishing universe, and it is sad to see so many dreaming it away on spiritual fantasy.

You can't convince a believer of anything; for their belief is not based on evidence, it's based on a deep-seeded need to believe.

Carl Sagan

Hehehe.....;)
 
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The line between patriot, traitor and terrorist is a thin one.
 
"You are just jelous because your girlfriend realalizes that she is cuddling up with a girly-man!" Hans
 
"Your woman loves to floss her teeth with my pubic hair!"

"I'm sorry that slut is your wife? It's to bad that she enjoyed my protein shake last night!"

"Can I enjoy my Weaties using your spoon chest?"

"So you had sex with her last night with out a condom! To bad! I could have warned you that she has AIDS!"

"It is funny how your kids don't look like you, but they do look like me!"
 
"Theres always someone smarter, stronger and faster than you. I happen to be that person." -Code

"My dad can kick your dad's butt."

-Shooter "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!"
-Happy "You eat shit?!?"

"The last time I saw Farve that hurt he had John Madden's dick up his ass." -Code whenever Favre gets sacked

"DEA!!! We have a warrant!! Open the door!!!"
 
"Man it smells like a Tuna Boats Shitter Door in here! Oh, my mistake miss It's just your disease beaver!"
 
Omega!!!

I've done that once. And only once.

I'll never forget the look that lady gave me, I wake up at night in cold sweats from it.
 
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Omega!!!

I've done that once. And only once.

I'll never forget the look that lady gave me, I wake up at night in cold sweats from it.


I saw it once......let me tell you!

if the devil was on earth it was at that moment.
 
"WHEN ARE YOU EXPECTING"

Yes, that line works very well! But I have taken it further! After she gives you the dirty looks, then say " Oh, I'm sorry your just fat then!" So cruel, but yet so funny! :D
 
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