quickly need help

[biteme]

Anyone get any of those samples of Cialis and Viagra that came in a little paper rectangle with 10 squares to each rectangle. If so, do you take the whole rectangle or just one tiny square?

 

[biteme]

Thanks a lot, she's here. I'll sneak back in here to see if anyone knows. I'm not taking that whole damn rectangle until I know it's safe.

 

[flex123]

I don't know, but just don't have a heart attack with that stuff.

 

[Paulos]

Don't be a pussy Mr. Floppycock, just pop the whole tab, you'll be fine.

 

[Big Jroy]

Don't be a pussy Mr. Floppycock, just pop the whole tab, you'll be fine.

 

[biteme]

LMAO fucker. It's a paper rectangle and not a pill. So far you fuckers have been no help. Except for the heart attack comment. Back to the living room

 

[Paulos]

I don't know what you're worried about, prostitutes aren't going to care if you can get it up or not, then just want to be paid when it's over.

 

[Puc]

i just ordered some of that. paulos's mom is expensive... so i want to get my moneys worth outa her!!!

 

[biteme]

Damnit you worthless bastards, still no help. She's starting to get suspicious as to why I keep excusing myself. Fuck

 

[Paulos]

i just ordered some of that. paulos's mom is expensive... so i want to get my moneys worth outa her!!!

The only reasons she's going over is to steal from your credit card.

 

[big4life]

Damnit you worthless bastards, still no help. She's starting to get suspicious as to why I keep excusing myself. Fuck

Try asking her, she might be interested in helping you.

 

[Paulos]

Try asking her, she might be interested in helping you.

That's the problem.

Biteme can't get his flaccid little vienna sausage up to please her.

 

[Big Jroy]

LMAO fucker. It's a paper rectangle and not a pill. So far you fuckers have been no help. Except for the heart attack comment. Back to the living room

Hey man it's not my fault your dick is broken, lol. If I knew anything about viagra dosages I would help you, but I dont, so for now I'll just keep laughing.

 

[casavant]

If I knew I'd tell you. Hope everything works out for ya.

 

[flex123]

This thread was started awhile ago. I think the chick is gone and this fella is standing with his limp worthless noodle in his hand, crying in his bedroom corner.

 

[PHATchik]

It's been a while since he wrote anything. Hmmm, maybe he got lucky. Hope so. Good luck!

 

[casavant]

Give us the update when you get a chance dude.

 

[Paulos]

This thread was started awhile ago. I think the chick is gone and this fella is standing with his limp worthless noodle in his hand, crying in his bedroom corner.

LOL.

 

[biteme]

Cialis rocks. Great sex. 2 orgasms and big wads. I just wanted to enhance the sexual experience. It definitely helped, I don't think it was the placebo effect. Thanks for the encouragement Cas and the rest.

 

[PHATchik]

Did we ever find out which dosage was right?


BTW, good for you biteme!

 

[casavant]

Way to go, homeskillet. Satisfied customers are repeat customers.

 

[Fonz]

Damnit you worthless bastards, still no help. She's starting to get suspicious as to why I keep excusing myself. Fuck

For guys its 20mg.

For gals, 10mg will turn them into SUPER-WOMAN.

Fonz

 

[biteme]

Did we ever find out which dosage was right?


BTW, good for you biteme!

I chewed 4 of the 10 squares, after about 30 minutes when I was sure that I wasn't gonna die, I chewed 2 more. Another 30 minutes, I chewed the rest. Then, Yahoo! I became super dick.

 

[PHATchik]

I chewed 4 of the 10 squares, after about 30 minutes when I was sure that I wasn't gonna die, I chewed 2 more. Another 30 minutes, I chewed the rest. Then, Yahoo! I became super dick.

Lol. Who needs Superman when you've got SuperDick?!

 

[biteme]

Lol. Who needs Superman when you've got SuperDick?!

Yes maam.

 

[AAP]

wasn't she just the teensy bit suspicious of why you kept cramming these paper rectangles in your mouth and eating them? I mean, did you tell her she you was fighting halitosis?

 

[biteme]

wasn't she just the teensy bit suspicious of why you kept cramming these paper rectangles in your mouth and eating them? I mean, did you tell her she you was fighting halitosis?

No, I was chewing gum and just mixed it in, so she never knew. I got about 3 hours of sleep. I slept 4 hours after work and I'm resting up for another marathon tomorrow.