Question for the Wimmen...

[H_T_]

IF you were all hoors, what would you charge? and what would your specialty be? i suppose i should encourage guys to answer, because they will anyway. maybe provide a menu of sorts?

 

[Smurfy]

I provide emotional detachment for the low low price of $25 a day

 

[H_T_]

I provide emotional detachment for the low low price of $25 a day

that's pretty cheap, seeing as how many women do that for years, milking a guy dry and for dessert, a crippling divorce...

 

[heatherrae]

Gosh, I don't know. I would be a terrible hooker. I'm such a failure.

 

[H_T_]

Gosh, I don't know. I would be a terrible hooker. I'm such a failure.

well, you do have a knack for getting used, so you got that going for you.

 

[heatherrae]

well, you do have a knack for getting used, so you got that going for you.

I knew there was something.

 

[H_T_]

I knew there was something.

everyone has a special purpose.

 

[blueta2]

well, you do have a knack for getting used, so you got that going for you.

ouch...evil!

 

[H_T_]

ouch...evil!

you never got used before? dollar drink night told me otherwise....

 

[the-short-one]

i would charge men to let me beat the f**k out of them with a big, long, black whip. I'd wear black leather and those 9 inch stilleto heels so I could walk all over them and leave marks. then I'd tie them up naked put those painful nipple clamps on their balls and make them call me mommy.

gawdam, that would be fun.

 

[H_T_]

i would charge men to let me beat the f**k out of them with a big, long, black whip. I'd wear black leather and those 9 inch stilleto heels so I could walk all over them and leave marks. then I'd tie them up naked put those painful nipple clamps on their balls and make them call me mommy.

gawdam, that would be fun.

how....how much for that???

 

[blueta2]

you never got used before? dollar drink night told me otherwise....

everyone has been used....

 

[the-short-one]

how....how much for that???

I don't know yet. I'm checking to see what the going price is right now...

 

[katdav]

i would charge men to let me beat the f**k out of them with a big, long, black whip. I'd wear black leather and those 9 inch stilleto heels so I could walk all over them and leave marks. then I'd tie them up naked put those painful nipple clamps on their balls and make them call me mommy.

gawdam, that would be fun.

pic please......

 

[H_T_]

how much for a TSO asswhipping?

 

[Spartacus]

maybe I need to start more threads
a humantarget blizzard
the boards not ready for

 

[the-short-one]

how much for a TSO asswhipping?

all those tools of torture are kind of expensive. leather, too.

I'd have to charge $1000 an hour for your basic whipping. bondage and other forms of torture would be extra.

 

[H_T_]

no bookie action tonight, idle hands....

 

[H_T_]

all those tools of torture are kind of expensive. leather, too.

I'd have to charge $1000 an hour for your basic whipping. bondage and other forms of torture would be extra.

i can get beat up and robbed for free around here.

 

[heatherrae]

lol....robbery isn't free. It costs you the money in your pockets.

 

[H_T_]

lol....robbery isn't free. It costs you the money in your pockets.

it only costs if there is a charge. unless gratis....

 

[heatherrae]

Hey, how come I'm the only one you haven't PM'd that mug of yours to? I'll tell you why. It's because you are a bastard coated bastard with a bastard filling. lol.

 

[H_T_]

Hey, how come I'm the only one you haven't PM'd that mug of yours to? I'll tell you why. It's because you are a bastard coated bastard with a bastard filling. lol.

wtf? no one knows what i look like...i'm mysterious...

 

[blueta2]

Hey, how come I'm the only one you haven't PM'd that mug of yours to? I'll tell you why. It's because you are a bastard coated bastard with a bastard filling. lol.

hahah...hey I am going to use that one in the next meeting with my boss....haha!

I saw his mug........he looks like he was mugged ;-)

 

[heatherrae]

wtf? no one knows what i look like...i'm mysterious...

yeah they do, Nancypants McDonaldson. now send em on over or I'll be forced to taunt you for a second time.

 

[Gymgurl]

I would charge them just to be in my presence....isn't that enough LOL