statistically canadians are the largest consumers of KD in the world.
it's a fact.
[Setting: A Tree-Filled Field in the Woods]
[In the back of the shot, we see the It's A Fact Girl.]
It's A Fact Girl: Wanna hear something else?
[Thanks to the magic of film editing, the girl runs up close to the camera in a matter of seconds along a very jerky path. She gets very close to the camera so that all we can see is her face.]
It's A Fact Girl: My uncle has been acting REAL weird since he lost his job. It's A Fact.
[The It's A Fact Girl ducks down very quickly.]
[We see a man, wearing black and red bra, panties, stockings and a garter belt.]
Uncle: Go ahead. Laugh! Have some fun. I suppose you're ashamed of me?
[The man clutches his stomach and looks very hurt and upset.]
[The It's A Fact Girl jumps back up into her close up.]
It's A Fact Girl: I guess people just deal with stress differently. It's A Fact.
[The It's A Fact Girl runs back into the woods, in sped up motion.]