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Question About Old People

chanmanfoo

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they are pretty good for pulling out of the supermarket parking lot without looking and causing you to slam on the brakes and go out of control. they also make good pie and shit.
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i hate old people, except for my grandma.
 
Is this thread directed at me?
 
Darktooth said:
Are they good for anything? They're slow moving, they have slow reactions, they're always grumpy and in a pissy mood, and they have all sorts of ailments and diseases.


Atleast this is my personal experience with them... And yes, I am ranting because I got screamed at by a horde of pissed off mummies for no reason.


Sorry toof! I'll try to be younger acting.
 
Do not move to FL if you can't tollerate the aged. Most of the time I'm ok with them, but it's the driving that gets to me...they can truly be a danger on the roads.
 
MrsPuddlesFL said:
Do not move to FL if you can't tollerate the aged. Most of the time I'm ok with them, but it's the driving that gets to me...they can truly be a danger on the roads.

Or Arizona for that matter....especially from October through April.
 
hmmm, perhaps old people should be euthanised at age 65. This would solve the pension crisis and halve healthcare costs.
 
MrsPuddlesFL said:
Do not move to FL if you can't tollerate the aged. Most of the time I'm ok with them, but it's the driving that gets to me...they can truly be a danger on the roads.

Every month down here at least 2 blue hairs end up parking their Cadillacs in someone's swimming pool. They claim "oh I couldn't stop in time" despite driving over the curb at 10 mph, sllllowwwwlllllyyy pushing through the hedges and bumping through the screen enclosure.... and moving patio furniture out of the way before they titter and plunge into the pool, Takes at least half an hour to accomplish all this.

One lady I know of from the bar (yes, the gay bar) is about 85 years old and she actually puts her car in park and dozes at redlights. Only until the blaring of horns wakes her up does she blink, clear her head and then pull away and continue driving.
 
Hanz, while I don't agree with most of what you usually post, I always thought that your posts were at least intelligent-sounding. So I'm hoping that you were posting this in jest.


HansNZ said:
hmmm, perhaps old people should be euthanised at age 65.

Then at least do them the favor first of giving them back all the money they paid into the system all those years. They paid into it according to estimates put forth by the system itself, so they should reap the benefits promised.


HansNZ said:
This would solve the pension crisis and halve healthcare costs.

Interesting to note that I have recently reviewed material that will make up appropriation costs and estimated expenditure tables for healthcare in my area. Elderly healthcare is not the greatest expenditure. Not even close. Today's older people are learning that 15 years ago "growing old gracefully" while taking 15 different medications did not have a positive outcome. The trend today and to come is in reduced dependancy on medicine. Several MDs on the panel expressed concern not that this ideology is a problem, but that this ideology leads them to not really want to take even medicines that they may benefit from. So although in the past it may have been this way, the future trends don't appear to be similar. The single most costly expenditure is entitlement program-based health care. It has nearly zero net effect transition It is costly to subsidize. It results in recipient population growth (entitlement for children conceived by recipients), while having nearly a zero net effect transition (recipients getting on their feet and entering the workforce, getting off aid and contributing to the economy).

The flat rate tax makes more sense for balancing costs. Additionally, we should go back to the Reagan era where taxation was on the consumer, not on the manufacturer. The reverse is what drives economies into the ground. Not elderly health care costs.


Other than that they drive like shit. :lmao:
 
I read somewhere that a study found nearly two thirds of people over the age of seventy were in the early stages of senility.
 
AAP said:

One lady I know of from the bar (yes, the gay bar) is about 85 years old and she actually puts her car in park and dozes at redlights. Only until the blaring of horns wakes her up does she blink, clear her head and then pull away and continue driving.


I usually believe what you post, but Im having a hard time believing this one.
 
BackDoc said:
Hanz, while I don't agree with most of what you usually post, I always thought that your posts were at least intelligent-sounding. So I'm hoping that you were posting this in jest.


LOL...I thought it was obvious that this was a tongue-in-cheek comment!
 
They seem to know a good bit about hardship, and they can relate some pretty interesting life experiences.

As for driving, old people are bad, but those fucking teen and twenty-something girls who put on their fucking make-up in the car are the ultimate scourge of the asphalt. I've had to go off-road because those cosmetic car cunts would cross over multiple lanes and unknowingly play games of "chicken" with me while they were applying eye-liner. Cripes.
 
Baoh said:
They seem to know a good bit about hardship, and they can relate some pretty interesting life experiences.

As for driving, old people are bad, but those fucking teen and twenty-something girls who put on their fucking make-up in the car are the ultimate scourge of the asphalt. I've had to go off-road because those cosmetic car cunts would cross over multiple lanes and unknowingly play games of "chicken" with me while they were applying eye-liner. Cripes.

It's not like they pay much attention anyways, I don't think they need anymore distractions.
 
My mom is now a senior citizen.

When I get impatient or want to snap at some old lady doing something that irritates me, I remind my self that it ~could~ be my mother. I would be very upset to know that some young guy was insulting her or making her feel uncomfortable, so
.......... I treat old people like I would like other people to treat my mother.
 
Y_Lifter said:
I think we should initiate something like in the movie
LOGANS RUN for them..

Doesn't the very fact that you were able to reference this movie push you right up to the front of the line of people to bump off?
 
Bullit said:



I usually believe what you post, but Im having a hard time believing this one.

Just ask anyone else from South Florida... it is the norm.

Another weird and stupid thing is you find all these snowbirds from up North that congregate at these el cheapo diners everyday for lunch... same diner, same crowds, same food.... they eat and then on the way home, they have to pulll over somewhere and rest "a little bit". They park in some parking lot and go to sleep in the car. You see cops all the time walking the lots and tapping windows to make them wake up. Every now and then you hear of someone whose car ran out of gas and the A/C went off and the heat killed them. All because of a fucking nap when they were 5 miles from home.
 
So I take it all you complainers intend to commit suicide when you're 60-something ?

Ok, sign up sheet:
Post the age you intend to off yourself.
 
john937 said:
So I take it all you complainers intend to commit suicide when you're 60-something ?

Ok, sign up sheet:
Post the age you intend to off yourself.

Whenever I can't drive or use the toilet by myself - whichever comes first.
 
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