Qucikly! I need an excuse!

[from zero]

I called in sick from work yesterday. I just know at least two people there are gonna be like, "What happened? Why did you call out?" When I say I wasn't feeling well (lie), they'll question me more.

So, quickly, what kind of ailment was I suffering from?

 

[havoc]

Has to be stomach related, many things can come with stomach issues, vomiting, nausea, dizziness, cramping, hot flashes, liquid poop, do the stomach thing.

 

[WODIN]

I called in sick from work yesterday. I just know at least two people there are gonna be like, "What happened? Why did you call out?" When I say I wasn't feeling well (lie), they'll question me more.

So, quickly, what kind of ailment was I suffering from?

Havoc is da man.

Use the phrase "Explosive Diarriah" and rip a huge fart while on the phone, gulp say Oh my god, and hang up.

LOL!!!

 

[from zero]

You really do think diarrhea is amusing, don't you WODIN?



Thanks havoc. I'll probably go with that.

 

[MrMuscle]

Bad cheese

 

[jerseyart]

It is a good excuse. Who would make it up

 

[jerkbox]

say you had to get your rectum stitched up cuz your boyfriend went a little nuts during your nightly pounding

 

[WODIN]

You really do think diarrhea is amusing, don't you WODIN?



Thanks havoc. I'll probably go with that.

Only when it happens to other people and you of course.

 

[Y_lifter]

Keep you right hand open palm pressed against your lower abdomen with a
pained expression on your face...

This is key for realism when complaining of the cramping explosive doodies

 

[Y_lifter]

Grandma needed the special cream rubbed on it every hour.

 

[38DoubleDamnGood]

Employee...."I'm sorry but I can't come in today. My doctor says I suffer from Anal Glaucoma."

Boss...."Anal Glaucoma? What's that?"

Employee...."I just can't see my ass coming to work!"

 

[TheProject]

Food poisoning's always good.

Botulism...never forget botulism.

 

[Y_lifter]

Employee...."I'm sorry but I can't come in today. My doctor says I suffer from Anal Glaucoma."

Boss...."Anal Glaucoma? What's that?"

Employee...."I just can't see my ass coming to work!"

lol... or

Anal Opticitis Where the optic nerve is connected to the ass hole and you have a shitty outlook on life

 

[jh1]

Tell them you had a yeast infection in the back of your throat...

 

[gonelifting]

"Must have been something I ate" always works. They come up with thier own conclusions, you don`t even need an explanation after that.

or "I was post whoring and could`nt stop myself."