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So I'm standing there at work talking to my boss when this atrractive female approaches that I barely know. She says, "Where have you been?" I tell her that I've been on Vacation and working in the other buildings the past 2 weeks. She says that she wishes she could have stayed home in bed today. I said, "I'm with you on that." My boss tries to keep from cracking up. She gives me a big smile all the way to the elevator and I'm like, what was that all about? My boss says, she picked up on what you said. I say, what? He said, come on dude, don't tell me you didn't do that on purpose? Oh shit, best pickup line I ever used and I didn't even realize that I had done it.
