Put your sausage in a bun.....

[beastboy]

The other night we grilled up some sausages with some friends, but my wife didn't eat. Well after our company left, my wife asked if I would prepare her a sausage so I obliged. I went into the kitchen proceeded to grab a bun and lay my dick in it. I then added some mustard and ketchup, and layed it on a plate. I went in the living room excited on what I prepared her for dinner, where I was met with laughter. She was laughing so hard she couldn't breath. When she regained her breath she declined on her supper, because she doesn't like mustard. Bummer!

Key points:

1. I filled the bun!
2. Mustard and ketchup burns!

 

[WODIN]

You're my new hero!

 

[cure]

Was it a "junior" bun?

 

[HG Pennypacker]

Years ago Wendy's ran commercials and the theme was "home of the big bun" where they said their competitors had tiny little hamburgers and giant buns.

I would imagine it looked something like that.

 

[beastboy]

Years ago Wendy's ran commercials and the theme was "home of the big bun" where they said their competitors had tiny little hamburgers and giant buns.

I would imagine it looked something like that.

I'll post a pic, if you'd like....you are female correct?

 

[vixenbabe]

Did she "relish" your dog?

Ok..I admit...bad play on words!

 

[cure]

Years ago Wendy's ran commercials and the theme was "home of the big bun" where they said their competitors had tiny little hamburgers and giant buns.

I would imagine it looked something like that.

 

[beastboy]

What are you laughing at?

 

[HG Pennypacker]

I'll post a pic, if you'd like....you are female correct?

By looking at my genitalia, one might think so, but i'm actually 99.9% male.

 

[HG Pennypacker]

 

[cure]

Originally posted by Cure

 

[beastboy]

Awwwwwh! How cute! We have another EF couple!

HG, I am all over the 0.1% femininity you possess!

 

[cure]

YOUR RUINED THE CONSECUTIVE LMAO SMILIES!!!!











hockey starts tomorrow!!!

 

[beastboy]

hockey starts tomorrow!!!

I think the Wings play their first on Thursday, but I could be wrong.....FINALLY a sport to watch where the athletes aren't a bunch of whining babies! Except for ROY!

 

[cure]

Hey, do you catch TSN?

 

[beastboy]

Hey, do you catch TSN?

The Sports Network?

 

[cure]

yes but in Canada. I thought the border states got it. I know Buffalo gets it.

 

[beastboy]

I don't think we get it.....why?

 

[cure]

2 games on tomorrow. DOUBLE HEADER BABY!

 

[beastboy]

DOUBLE HEADER BABY!

No thanks I'll pass, but HG Poopypusher may oblige.

 

[beastboy]

Bump for the lunch time!