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SSAlexSS
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Tempra said:C'mon guys, we could use the humor!
....post some of your favortie jokes....I'll start out....
Whats strong enough for a man but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.
No offense ladies
The Difference Between a Pussy and a Cunt
One day a boy asks his dad, "What's the difference between a pussy and a cunt?"
Dad thought for a minute and said, "Come with me." He took his son to his mother's bedroom, where she was sleeping nude. "Son," he whispered, "see that brown soft furry patch? That is a pussy."
The boy asked, "May I touch it to see how soft and furry it is?"
"No!" replied his father. "That might wakeup the cunt."
TN MuscleBear
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Why do elephants wear tennies?
Because ninies are too small and elevenies are too big.
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That's my favorite from when I was 5.
Because ninies are too small and elevenies are too big.
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That's my favorite from when I was 5.
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SSAlexSS
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Tempra said:C'mon guys, we could use the humor!
....post some of your favortie jokes....I'll start out....
Whats strong enough for a man but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.
Which of the following doesn't belong?
(a) meat
(b) eggs
(c) wife
(d) blowjob.
A: (d) a blowjob because it's possible to beat your meat, your eggs, or your wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.
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Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water.
Jill forgot to take the pill,
so now they have a daughter!
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A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" the bartender inquires.
"I'd like six shots, please."
"6 shots?!? Are you celebrating something?"
"Yeah, my first blow job."
"Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house."
"No offense, sir. But if 6 shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."
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SSAlexSS
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Tempra said:C'mon guys, we could use the humor!
....post some of your favortie jokes....I'll start out....
Whats strong enough for a man but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.
First Come, First Served
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York City restaurant and notices that the three Japanese businessmen seated there are furiously masturbating. She says, "What the hell do you guys think you are doing?"
One of the Japanese men says, "Can't you see? We are all berry hungry."
The waitress says, "So how is whacking-off in the middle of the restaurant going to help that situation??"
One of the other businessmen replies, "Because menu say, FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED!"
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SSAlexSS
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Tempra said:C'mon guys, we could use the humor!
....post some of your favortie jokes....I'll start out....
Whats strong enough for a man but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.
This is sad real sad. post 9/11 joke...
Q: What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast?
A: They're hiring.
strider364
New member
Three grandkids go to vist their grandmother. Their grandmother, being bitter, decided to bake a cake with BB pellets in it. So the kids arrive, eat the cake. Two hours later the first grandson comes running up to his grandmother, "Gramma, Gramma, I pissing bullets!" The grandmother just blows it off by says it's something in the water. The second grandson does the same, and gets the same awnser. The third grandson run up, "Gramma, Gramma...", his grandmother cuts him off by saying " Let me guess, your pissing bullets?" he says, "No, I was wacking off and I shot your dog!!"
Virtual Acid
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Uhh ok.. Well 4 nuns are waiting for confession, the first nun walks into and says "forgive me father for i have sinned , Today i saw a man penis" And the preist is socked but tells her to say 5 hail marry's and to wash her eyes out with holy water.. the second nun walks in and says "forgive me father.. for i have sinned, today i touched a mans penis.." and boy was the preist a lil pissed, he said she was forgiven then asked her to wash her hands in holy water.. mean while the 4th nun taps the 3rd nun on the shoulder and aks .. "do you mind if i go before you?" And the 3rd nun says "no problem why?"And the 4th nun says,,"well id rather wash my mouth out before you wash your ass, " 
