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BigDdaGanjalist
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a little boy goes to his grandmas house.. his grandma is taking a shower and the little boy busts in on her and says. "grandma whats that"
grandma says" son thats my beaver"
little boy says" oh ok grandma"
later on that night the little boy goes back to his house and his mom is taking a shower.. the little boy busts in on her and says"mommy whats that"
the mom says"well son thats my beaver"
the little boy says"well grandmas beaver must be dead cause its toungue is hanging out"
grandma says" son thats my beaver"
little boy says" oh ok grandma"
later on that night the little boy goes back to his house and his mom is taking a shower.. the little boy busts in on her and says"mommy whats that"
the mom says"well son thats my beaver"
the little boy says"well grandmas beaver must be dead cause its toungue is hanging out"
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MasterMind
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OK...theres this blonde girl trying to put together a puzzle of a green chicken...she's been trying all day and still no dice...so she calls her friend and tells him he needs to come over and help her put the puzzle together....finally he concedes and tells her he'll be over asap...bout and hour later he walks in and starts shaking his head...the blonde looks at him and asks "what?"........he looks at her and says, "put the cornflakes back in the box"
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DcupSheepNipples
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Twin brothers were named Joe and John. Joe was the owner of an old dilapidated boat. It happened that John's wife died the same day Joe's boat sank.
A few days later, a kindly old lady met Joe on hte street, mistaking him for John. She said to him, "I'm sorry for your loss, you must feel terrible." Joe said, "oh, hell no. Fact is I'm sort of gladto be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveld up and she smelled like dead fish. She was always losing her water. She had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in front. The hole got bigger every time I used her. She leaked like crazy and it got hard to keep her upright. But what really finised her off was these four guys who rented her for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't any good, but they wanted to have a go with her anyway. The damn' fools all tried to get on her at the same time and it was just too much for the old girl. While they were trying to get into their various postions, she split right up the middle!"
The Old Lady Fainted......
A few days later, a kindly old lady met Joe on hte street, mistaking him for John. She said to him, "I'm sorry for your loss, you must feel terrible." Joe said, "oh, hell no. Fact is I'm sort of gladto be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveld up and she smelled like dead fish. She was always losing her water. She had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in front. The hole got bigger every time I used her. She leaked like crazy and it got hard to keep her upright. But what really finised her off was these four guys who rented her for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't any good, but they wanted to have a go with her anyway. The damn' fools all tried to get on her at the same time and it was just too much for the old girl. While they were trying to get into their various postions, she split right up the middle!"
The Old Lady Fainted......
LargeNCharge
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Q: What's the difference between pussy and mashed potatoes?
A: Mashed potatoes can't make its own gravy
Q:What do eating pussy and being in the mafia have in common?
A:One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit
A: Mashed potatoes can't make its own gravy
Q:What do eating pussy and being in the mafia have in common?
A:One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit
MaGilicuti
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Three Girlfriends
This guy has 3 girlfriends and he decides one day that he wants to settle down and get married.
He loves all his girls so making the decision to marry one is going to be difficult so he comes up with a plan. He gives them all the same amount of money and sees what they do with it.
The first girl gets herself fixed up. She gets her hair done, nails, the whole beauty thing. She goes up to her man and says I did it to look beautiful for you honey because I love you so much.
The second girl buys him golf clubs because she knows he loves to play golf. She gives him the golf clubs and says she bought them for him because she loves him so much.
Now the third girl invests what she was given. She makes double the money, takes all the money out and invests it again. She then doubles that and takes out the money. She gives the money to him and says she did it for him because she loves him so much.
After careful thought he marrys the girl with the biggest breast.
I didn't write it, don't get mad at me
This guy has 3 girlfriends and he decides one day that he wants to settle down and get married.
He loves all his girls so making the decision to marry one is going to be difficult so he comes up with a plan. He gives them all the same amount of money and sees what they do with it.
The first girl gets herself fixed up. She gets her hair done, nails, the whole beauty thing. She goes up to her man and says I did it to look beautiful for you honey because I love you so much.
The second girl buys him golf clubs because she knows he loves to play golf. She gives him the golf clubs and says she bought them for him because she loves him so much.
Now the third girl invests what she was given. She makes double the money, takes all the money out and invests it again. She then doubles that and takes out the money. She gives the money to him and says she did it for him because she loves him so much.
After careful thought he marrys the girl with the biggest breast.
I didn't write it, don't get mad at me
Virtual Acid
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Hmm
Okay this lady's walking down the street and gets shot three times in the stomach.. She runs into the ER and this doc checks her out.... She ask's*Doctor Doctor am i going to be ok?* and the doc says * yep.. but i have bad news your pregnant with tripplets...but i assure you everything will be fine no worries. ..eventually when all three boys hit puberty the bullet with natually err pass on.. *14 yrs later, : The first son coming running into the living roon... and screams * MOM! something horrible just happened.. i.. i.. shit out a bullet... * And the mom reply'z back * dont worrie about it son i'll explain later.. .. the next son comes running into the room screaming * MOM! MOM! something terrible just happened....*and the mom reply'z with* lemme guess.. u shit out a bullet.... dont ask i'll explain later.. *
then the third son comes running out screaming *MOM!!!!! something REALLY REALLY bad just happened.. * and the mom reply'z with.. Hmm you shit out a bullet right... ?* but the son looks at him mom with confusion... and sez *Uhhh... no... i was jacking off and i shot our dog.. *
Okay this lady's walking down the street and gets shot three times in the stomach.. She runs into the ER and this doc checks her out.... She ask's*Doctor Doctor am i going to be ok?* and the doc says * yep.. but i have bad news your pregnant with tripplets...but i assure you everything will be fine no worries. ..eventually when all three boys hit puberty the bullet with natually err pass on.. *14 yrs later, : The first son coming running into the living roon... and screams * MOM! something horrible just happened.. i.. i.. shit out a bullet... * And the mom reply'z back * dont worrie about it son i'll explain later.. .. the next son comes running into the room screaming * MOM! MOM! something terrible just happened....*and the mom reply'z with* lemme guess.. u shit out a bullet.... dont ask i'll explain later.. *
then the third son comes running out screaming *MOM!!!!! something REALLY REALLY bad just happened.. * and the mom reply'z with.. Hmm you shit out a bullet right... ?* but the son looks at him mom with confusion... and sez *Uhhh... no... i was jacking off and i shot our dog.. *
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