post if you are a noddle keg

[[CinnamonBuns]]

i know i am

 

[*The_West*]

me too!

 

[*The_West*]

whats a noddle keg?

 

[[CinnamonBuns]]

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/w...ng/some-general-bodybuilding-tips-418434.html

read my friend

read HARD

 

[[CinnamonBuns]]

THE diet to de-noodle keg yourselfs

quoted from above link




Meal 1:
20 Raw Eggs
2 Loaves of Bread
1 Bowl of Austrian Brand Steroids + 4 Litres of Milk
1 Apple
1 Ostrich

Post-Workout Shake:
1 Bottle Austrian Brand Steroids
10 Scoops of Protien Powder
25 Gallons of Milk

Meal 2:
1 Buffalo Head
5 liters Oatmeal

Meal 3:
20 Chickens
10 Baked Potatoes + Sour Cream
1 liter of milk

Meal 4:
1 Cow Leg
10lbs of Raw Salad
25 Bananas

Meal 5:
5 Live Salmon (Swallow Whole)
5lbs Peanut Butter
1 Coconut

Meal 6:
1 10lbs Austrian Peanut

 

[BMK792]

i wish i wasnt a noodle keg but i am

i think its Mcdonalds fault for allowing me access to their food, i think ill sue

 

[*The_West*]

i just spat tea all over my pc screen. i just sat here and read through the entire thread, it was the funniest thread i have ever read on EF, quite possibly the funniest i ever will read. whoever he was, he had quite an imagination

 

[swole]

lol

 

[*The_West*]

lol

saw your posts on the original...3 years on and i bet if you read it again it would still make you laugh uncontrollably! whoever he was, it was great. i lack the imagination to come up with something so elaborate.

 

[jnevin]

saw your posts on the original...3 years on and i bet if you read it again it would still make you laugh uncontrollably! whoever he was, it was great. i lack the imagination to come up with something so elaborate.

lol

Yeah, whoever he was...

 

[bw1]

lol

 

[heatherrae]

lol

Oh look at me, I'm on snack cakes!