please help with army interview coming up...

[Elite_Fry]

hello my interview is thursday to get in the army...
for people who have done it what kind of questions did they ask you? thanks

 

[Lao Tzu]

They ask weird questions.


If i asked you to take your clothes off would you

How do you feel about same sex relationships

Did you know i can prevent you from getting into the army if you displease me



shit like that.

 

[Code]

I don't recall there ever being an interview process.

I remember them asking some things about criminal history, financial history drug use etc... but thats it.

 

[big4life]

Well if you want to get out of going into the Army you can try these suggestions.

1) If it is a male interviewing you, compliment him on his eyes, his butt, on the shape of his lips, etc..

2) Ask him if they have space for your *cough* pet sheep.

3) Start asking your own questions or answering his questions as different people.

If all else fails just reach across and give him a big sloppy kiss on the mouth.


If you want to join the Army, I am afraid that I can't help you.

 

[Elite_Fry]

awwwww here we go.....
what are some good responses to these questions?

What is it the Army can give me?
What have I got to offer the Army?

 

[Code]

awwwww here we go.....
what are some good responses to these questions?

What is it the Army can give me?
What have I got to offer the Army?

I doubt you can come up with a question that the recruiter doesn't have a scripted answer for.