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wnt2bBeast
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u got a cam? 
hamstershaver
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come over here and 
me, dont forget to hand me the remote first
me, dont forget to hand me the remote first
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hahaha!! Hammy is happy with a belly full of karmahamstershaver said:come over here and
Ok i have another kid story
When my oldest son was 5, he was in kindergarten and I picked him up. It was raining and we came to an intersection with a redlight, and there is a exit that u can turn right instead of going thru the red light. Well, the dumbbutt in front of me starts going right on the exit, and i was easing up to the light and then suddenly, he jerks back in the middle lane, and i had to stop myself from cursing. and my son, being of sound mind says......that was dumb, Mom can i say the "E" word?
I was going thru my mind wondering what the E word could be, but for the life of me, i couldnt think of a curse word that started with an E and i reluctantly said
What?
and he said Ediot
hahahahahaha i laughed so hard i almost cried
When my oldest son was 5, he was in kindergarten and I picked him up. It was raining and we came to an intersection with a redlight, and there is a exit that u can turn right instead of going thru the red light. Well, the dumbbutt in front of me starts going right on the exit, and i was easing up to the light and then suddenly, he jerks back in the middle lane, and i had to stop myself from cursing. and my son, being of sound mind says......that was dumb, Mom can i say the "E" word?
I was going thru my mind wondering what the E word could be, but for the life of me, i couldnt think of a curse word that started with an E and i reluctantly said
What?
and he said Ediot
hahahahahaha i laughed so hard i almost cried
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you told this before....SoKlueles said:
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nopeSoKlueles said:
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sureSoKlueles said:
well ur gonna anyway,
I am a nail biter, i have always bit my nails and i was trying to grow them out and i had some clear polish so that if i got the hankering to bite my nails, i just chewed off the polish. Well, one day i was on the phone to my mom and all of a sudden my then 2 year old starts screaming and i find a fingernail polish brush laying in the floor and hes buck naked screaming his ass off
and i look and the end of his pee thing is red and i look and he has painted it!!!!!!!!!
so i run him in the bathroom and wash it off, well i notice his bellybutton is red too and i sniff it and it smells like polish too so i have to freakin wash his pee thing and his belly button.......
hes also chewed on some suppositories too and i had to call the hospital and they tell me to call poison control and they tell me that since they are glycerin, he may be sick at his stomach and may have the poops for a few days, but otherwise he wold be ok
but the cool thing about poison control.......they called me back in a little bit to check on him
when that child was little, he was a danged mess
I am a nail biter, i have always bit my nails and i was trying to grow them out and i had some clear polish so that if i got the hankering to bite my nails, i just chewed off the polish. Well, one day i was on the phone to my mom and all of a sudden my then 2 year old starts screaming and i find a fingernail polish brush laying in the floor and hes buck naked screaming his ass off
and i look and the end of his pee thing is red and i look and he has painted it!!!!!!!!!
so i run him in the bathroom and wash it off, well i notice his bellybutton is red too and i sniff it and it smells like polish too so i have to freakin wash his pee thing and his belly button.......
hes also chewed on some suppositories too and i had to call the hospital and they tell me to call poison control and they tell me that since they are glycerin, he may be sick at his stomach and may have the poops for a few days, but otherwise he wold be ok
but the cool thing about poison control.......they called me back in a little bit to check on him
when that child was little, he was a danged mess
hamstershaver
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its halftime wheres my ?
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LOL@ 'pee thing'
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SoKlueles said:
Sounds so redneckish.
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how aboot 'penis'?
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is hammy's pee thing bigger then mine?SoKlueles said:
hamstershaver
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suck my pee thing
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Thought soSoKlueles said:
I prolly would...SoKlueles said:
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I'd lick kittySoKlueles said:
