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Please describe the perfect man!!!

Scott Steiner... the Big Bad Booty Daddy... when he walks in the room and you hear BOOM SHAKA LAKA!! You know that there is none finer, than Scott Steiner... he is your hook up... now... Holla, if ya hear me...

C-ditty
 
The perfect man is the man that you meet and have known long enough to say that he is the perfect man...for you.

B True
 
Citruscide said:
Scott Steiner... the Big Bad Booty Daddy... when he walks in the room and you hear BOOM SHAKA LAKA!! You know that there is none finer, than Scott Steiner... he is your hook up... now... Holla, if ya hear me...

C-ditty
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Hey you have a pic of him?


How about "The Rock"?
 
Citruscide said:
Scott Steiner... the Big Bad Booty Daddy... when he walks in the room and you hear BOOM SHAKA LAKA!! You know that there is none finer, than Scott Steiner... he is your hook up... now... Holla, if ya hear me...

C-ditty
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Eww no.

Citruscide said:
Ok ok ok... HHH is the perfect man...

C-ditty
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Ooh yes.
 
Has a big screen TV, has a keg fridge. Likes to lift and he also deals steroids so he gives them away to his friends. Has a private jet and he always flys you guys to vegas where he is part owner of a strip club. Knows Hugh Heifner so he always gets to go to the Playboy mansion and invites you along. Hooks you up with playmates and lets you take them out to his Ferrari and lets you bang them. I need a perfect friend like that.
 
The perfect man,

10, Listens

9, Pays for dinner

8, Treats you like a woman, instead of
one of the guys.

7, knows burping farting, and scratching his ass are not turn on's.

6, Can do his own laundry

5, Can cook more than eggs

4, Washes daily, that inculdes SHAVING- goatee's and neatly kept facial hair is aceptable.

3, Doesnt beg for sex 24/7, or try's bribing you with jewlery.

2, Eats with a fork and knife..

And the number one way to describe the perfect man!

1, He doesn't LIE, WE HATE LIARS!!
ex( " NO hunny i didnt waste 100$ at the strip club last night I was walking home when a herd of elves mugged me and flew away with our rent money) Yeah right,
 
Virtual Acid said:
The perfect man,

10, Listens

9, Pays for dinner

8, Treats you like a woman, instead of
one of the guys.

7, knows burping farting, and scratching his ass are not turn on's.

6, Can do his own laundry

5, Can cook more than eggs

4, Washes daily, that inculdes SHAVING- goatee's and neatly kept facial hair is aceptable.

3, Doesnt beg for sex 24/7, or try's bribing you with jewlery.

2, Eats with a fork and knife..

And the number one way to describe the perfect man!

1, He doesn't LIE, WE HATE LIARS!!
ex( " NO hunny i didnt waste 100$ at the strip club last night I was walking home when a herd of elves mugged me and flew away with our rent money) Yeah right,
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You could have saved a lot of time and just said that you wanted a Gay guy.
 
There's not a single woman worth trying to be perfect for. If I were gay my life would be a lot easier.
 
Very True.. Not sure why im up so late..

I guess im just bitter because of my break up, i mean he was just totally beyond stupid.. and i know no ones perfect, neither man or woman,

Bite me your wrong, just becaue you've had shitty luck doesnt mean your hopless...

Always remember this Quote when you fall in love..

"If you cant find anything wrong with the person you love, then maybe nothing about them is real" VERY true ya know :x
 
MP5 said:
Has a big screen TV, has a keg fridge. Likes to lift and he also deals steroids so he gives them away to his friends. Has a private jet and he always flys you guys to vegas where he is part owner of a strip club. Knows Hugh Heifner so he always gets to go to the Playboy mansion and invites you along. Hooks you up with playmates and lets you take them out to his Ferrari and lets you bang them. I need a perfect friend like that.
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Don't we all...

C-ditty
 
Virtual Acid said:
The perfect man,

10, Listens

9, Pays for dinner

8, Treats you like a woman, instead of
one of the guys.

7, knows burping farting, and scratching his ass are not turn on's.

6, Can do his own laundry

5, Can cook more than eggs

4, Washes daily, that inculdes SHAVING- goatee's and neatly kept facial hair is aceptable.

3, Doesnt beg for sex 24/7, or try's bribing you with jewlery.

2, Eats with a fork and knife..

And the number one way to describe the perfect man!

1, He doesn't LIE, WE HATE LIARS!!
ex( " NO hunny i didnt waste 100$ at the strip club last night I was walking home when a herd of elves mugged me and flew away with our rent money) Yeah right,
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yeah but you're fat, so what you want doesn't matter. You have to take the leftovers.
 
He's just jelous, because he could never accomplish anything on my top 10 list.. thats what happens when your in your 20's and still act like a whiney little bitch, :D
 
Virtual Acid said:
He's just jelous, because he could never accomplish anything on my top 10 list.. thats what happens when your in your 20's and still act like a whiney little bitch, :D
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i'm not whiny i'm expressive. I thought women liked honesty.

i qualify for 1, 2, 3, 5, 6, 7, 8, 10
 
a man that:

1- Is rich (he can get ANY lady he wants, hell he could have 2 or even 3 at a time)

2- Has an expensive car or better yet an expensive pretty looking car (No womans wants to ride in a cheap car)

3- Lives in a large or expensive house or apartment (You will have better luck if your apartment is beach front or over looks the water)

4- hmmm I think thats it. No wait...

5- Spends large amounts of money on rings/chains/dinner/wine... (big spender = lots of pussy)

PERFECTION.
 
HulkRow said:
a man that:

1- Is rich (he can get ANY lady he wants, hell he could have 2 or even 3 at a time)

2- Has an expensive car or better yet an expensive pretty looking car (No womans wants to ride in a cheap car)

3- Lives in a large or expensive house or apartment (You will have better luck if your apartment is beach front or over looks the water)

4- hmmm I think thats it. No wait...

5- Spends large amounts of money on rings/chains/dinner/wine... (big spender = lots of pussy)

PERFECTION.
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Like Bill Gates?
 
Virtual Acid said:
The perfect man,

10, Listens

9, Pays for dinner

8, Treats you like a woman, instead of
one of the guys.

7, knows burping farting, and scratching his ass are not turn on's.

6, Can do his own laundry

5, Can cook more than eggs

4, Washes daily, that inculdes SHAVING- goatee's and neatly kept facial hair is aceptable.

3, Doesnt beg for sex 24/7, or try's bribing you with jewlery.

2, Eats with a fork and knife..

And the number one way to describe the perfect man!

1, He doesn't LIE, WE HATE LIARS!!
ex( " NO hunny i didnt waste 100$ at the strip club last night I was walking home when a herd of elves mugged me and flew away with our rent money) Yeah right,
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pay for dinner huh? fuck uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
 
Are women that money obsessed? i've never met any women who struck me as being as obsessed with money as some guys make them out to be. I do remember a few years ago, a tv station did a poll on what women found attractive. the top things were

education, income, intelligence, job.

i.e., ability to make money, money, ability to make money, money.


Pretty sad. At least the guys were just as exploitive & superficial as the women. THey voted for race, looks, hair, body, skin.



Lets do a perfect woman one.
 
j/k the perfect man to a woman is the one paying her a few million a year in alimony
 
I like The Rock, too, but I like my hubby better. :D

The perfect man has to know that a woman has a place and not just "on top" :rolleyes: . I didn't marry a perfect man because he is antagonistic and a misogynist, but I can look beyond that..He has a great sense of humor and we complement each other in general. I really don't think there's anyone perfect out there, but I am happy with what I have. :angel:
 
Frackal said:
j/k the perfect man to a woman is the one paying her a few million a year in alimony
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WRONG - a rich jerk is STILL A JERK.

There is no perfect man. THEY ALL LIE. I think the question is just to what degree.
 
bikinimom said:


WRONG - a rich jerk is STILL A JERK.

There is no perfect man. THEY ALL LIE. I think the question is just to what degree.
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:(
 
bikinimom said:


WRONG - a rich jerk is STILL A JERK.

There is no perfect man. THEY ALL LIE. I think the question is just to what degree.
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Wow Little Miss Cynical hits Elitefitness. I can't remember the last time I lied to a woman.........

Interesting how more men responded to give opinions than women huh........and those opinions usualy revolve around looks. I wonder what that tells us....:)
 
Okay... maybe not ALL MEN, just the ones who want you to fall in love with them.

All the rest of you guys are OK. I actually prefer the company of men to women sometimes. But once you get a guy who wants you to love him - RUN IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION! LOL
 
Here's some honesty for ya guys:

A perfect man is:

A man who is strong. - He is the protector of his woman, his family, and his home.

A man who is honest. - A good man must have integrity and be able to be trusted. His word is the most invaluable thing he has, despite his wealth/poverty

A man who is humble. - He recognizes his shortcomings and acknowledges his imperfections and lets others realize them too. He doesn't judge others with this realization.

A man who is a provider. - It's a man's job to provide for his loved ones. This doesn't mean he gets taken advantage of but he does provide. A real man is a bread winner...not a guy who pays a whore. He exchanges the love and support of his wife/girl for a life.

A man who is in control. - A man brings order to chaos. When everything goes nuts, he must have the answer. He is the fixer of problems, the repairer of all that is broken.

A man that is the balance of macho and romantic. - He sweeps his woman (note womAn not women) off her feet while still being a man at heart (being attractive enough for other women to want).

A man that holds his friends over all. - He must never put a woman over his friends. He must balance htem all and expect none of the above to make him choose between each other.
 
bikinimom said:


WRONG - a rich jerk is STILL A JERK.

There is no perfect man. THEY ALL LIE. I think the question is just to what degree.
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Irrelevant, women lie far more, they lie at least as much as men do that they are aware of, and then on top of that they lie when they dont even realize it because to women its always a 'matter of opinion.'

Thats why you see shit like a woman getting pissed at her bf and turning him into the cops for gear... you wont see a man do that kind of shit
 
68GT350: Great post!!!!

B True
 
Women definently lie more, at least around here.

I've never lied to a woman, yet I have been lied to on several small issues and a few major ones.

Same with most of the guys I run with.

Perfect man stays in good physical condition, always tells the truth whether you want to hear it or not, has a competitive drive but can still be laid back, isn't a total slob, doesn't feel the need to beat his chest or brag, and likes football :D
 
Frackal said:


Irrelevant, women lie far more, they lie at least as much as men do that they are aware of, and then on top of that they lie when they dont even realize it because to women its always a 'matter of opinion.'

Thats why you see shit like a woman getting pissed at her bf and turning him into the cops for gear... you wont see a man do that kind of shit
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You have no idea how wrong you are.
 
Frackal said:


Thats why you see shit like a woman getting pissed at her bf and turning him into the cops for gear... you wont see a man do that kind of shit
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So you're saying that you would never turn in your boyfriend?:o



;)
 
68GT350 said:
Here's some honesty for ya guys:

A perfect man is:

A man who is strong. - He is the protector of his woman, his family, and his home.

A man who is honest. - A good man must have integrity and be able to be trusted. His word is the most invaluable thing he has, despite his wealth/poverty

A man who is humble. - He recognizes his shortcomings and acknowledges his imperfections and lets others realize them too. He doesn't judge others with this realization.

A man who is a provider. - It's a man's job to provide for his loved ones. This doesn't mean he gets taken advantage of but he does provide. A real man is a bread winner...not a guy who pays a whore. He exchanges the love and support of his wife/girl for a life.

A man who is in control. - A man brings order to chaos. When everything goes nuts, he must have the answer. He is the fixer of problems, the repairer of all that is broken.

A man that is the balance of macho and romantic. - He sweeps his woman (note womAn not women) off her feet while still being a man at heart (being attractive enough for other women to want).

A man that holds his friends over all. - He must never put a woman over his friends. He must balance htem all and expect none of the above to make him choose between each other.
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I agree with most of your comments!!

But I believe if you love someone your love for that person
means more than anything else... :)

But you hit most of it right on the head... :D
 
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