Pizza for Girlfriend?

[Raptorex]

I want to fatten her up so she won't leave me.

 

[PICK3]

I gave my fleshlight some pizza.

 

[Cutiebaby]

"the works" definitaly a must have..Dont forget the gallon ice cream too

 

[PICK3]

pizza = after birth on toast

 

[Raptorex]

"the works" definitaly a must have..Dont forget the gallon ice cream too

Jen and Berry's?

 

[Cutiebaby]

Jen and Berry's?

you bet your ass on that one! They only come in pints tho, that sucks! Make sure you buy 4 pints and make her eat them all. Fuck it dude, make her lick the container after.

 

[PICK3]

make her lick the container after.

and by container you mean?

 

[Raptorex]

you bet your ass on that one! They only come in pints tho, that sucks! Make sure you buy 4 pints and make her eat them all. Fuck it dude, make her lick the container after.

awesome, maybe i'll use the old popcorn box trick from the movies.

 

[Cutiebaby]

and by container you mean?

dude...the ice cream container.

You got suckin and licking cawk on the brain tonight?!

 

[Raptorex]

and by container you mean?

I hope not.

 

[foxxie]

uh... so your going to kill her

 

[myway]

That's a good plan.

 

[Raptorex]

uh... so your going to kill her

wtf, just cuz I want a plumper?

 

[PICK3]

knock her up

 

[Dial_tone]

whiskey for my man, beer for my horses

 

[myway]

Get her some of that "CHUNKY MONKEY" Ben&Jerry ice cream. That will do it.

 

[Raptorex]

Get her some of that "CHUNKY MONKEY" Ben&Jerry ice cream. That will do it.

ask DT, what the whiskey and beer thing is about

 

[myway]

DT- what's the whiskey and beer thing about?

 

[myway]

ask DT, what the whiskey and beer thing is about

OK. Done.

 

[Raptorex]

OK. Done.

thanks that was swell, we await his interpretation.

 

[PICK3]

OK. Done.

Was it good for you?

 

[Dial_tone]

DT- what's the whiskey and beer thing about?

Toby keith song

 

[Raptorex]

Toby keith song

Myway, ask DT why a Toby Keith song has been integrated into this thread please.

 

[myway]

Toby keith song

OK. Got it.

 

[myway]

Was it good for you?

Yes, it was.

 

[PICK3]

Willie Nelson

 

[solidspine]

Marry her and it happens overnight.