pissinginthesink

[OMGWTFBBQ]

From now on, I think it is only appropriate if everyone would go ahead and refer to me as "office bitch".

I wrote a big long thing about how my day has sucked nasty nuts, but then I realized that nobody cares.

So yeah, if you could just go ahead and call me the office bitch, that'd be great. Yeah.

 

[OXANDRIN]

what about the sink? how did that go?

 

[tuc biscuit]

pissing in the sink burns the enamel off

 

[Ffactor]

Post some pics!

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

I've pissed in the sink a lot - but not so much here now that I've moved. Maybe for me that is just an American thing that is reserved for when I'm over there.
I'll give it a shot at my mom's place this week once I get there.

As for my job - I thought I'd be the programmer guy and do some IT stuff - instead I'm the guy that is supposed to fix everyone's gadgets and do housecalls to do the impossible.

I'm the office bitch.

 

[Deterass]

cmon dude,cheer up! treat yourself to a nice looking tranny.

 

[PoyeBoy]

I smoke pal mall nonfilters

 

[OXANDRIN]

I'm the office bitch.

does the wife make the real money and you just play house?

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

does the wife make the real money and you just play house?

I look great in an apron.

 

[PoyeBoy]

I look great in an apron.

you have the apron with the naked man on it

 

[jerkbox]

i think apron is a nickname for his plump gut area

 

[Deterass]

i think apron is a nickname for his plump gut area

He's cut up more now.

 

[Pikaia]

ARE YOU MOTHRA STEWART

 

[tiger88]

i was justy gonna have a thrad about pissin in the sink


continue my threads on bathroom ethics

 

[Dial_tone]

I'm too short to pee in the sink usually.

 

[tiger88]

I'm too short to pee in the sink usually.

lol....sahahaha



my ex gf thought i wasnt tall enough to piss in the sink, but she was a dummy and didnt know i had tippy toes for a extra few inchs

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

gross

 

[tiger88]

btw there were no dishes in the sink

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

I've pissed in the sink all over the dishes of my housemate that was taking too long in the bathroom.

 

[tiger88]

I've pissed in the sink all over the dishes of my housemate that was taking too long in the bathroom.

you a short hoe. how u do that?

 

[Pikaia]

I've pissed in the sink all over the dishes of my housemate that was taking too long in the bathroom.

That reminds me of a few weeks ago. My roomate had too much to drink, and I guess he puked everywhere in the sink. Well, I found out the hard way when I went to clean my cereal bowl, I put my hands on a ton of primordial acid slime with chunks of food everywhere. I still didn't know, until I turned on the hot water, whew, that really made the smell come to life again! I was throroughly disgusted.

But yeah

 

[OlavZipser]

lemme see. you have a degree from an IVY league school and you wind up being the office bitch?

Hard times, indeed...

 

[tiger88]

lemme see. you have a degree from an IVY league school and you wind up being the office bitch?

Hard times, indeed...

lol stalker here too

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

lemme see. you have a degree from an IVY league school and you wind up being the office bitch?

Hard times, indeed...

Worse yet is that the school is better than Ivy league and I'm the office bitch.

On the good side my grades were really bad.

 

[tiger88]

Worse yet is that the school is better than Ivy league and I'm the office bitch.

On the good side my grades were really bad.

let me use get a job in the next cuibical to u