Pins at the pharmacy...

[badazzwhitedude]

What stories have some of you told at the pharmacy to get some pins? I was thinking of going so I could just get a whole box and not have to worry about it for a long time. I am looking for some ideas.

 

[rushx79]

i told them i was rushing a frat and they sent me on a scavenger hunt. when they asked why the frat made me get pins, i said because they were hard to get and we were using them to spike different pieces of fruit with alcohol.

 

[nuh_mizer]

You don't need to tell them anything and I don't think they are allowed to ask you. However, You could tell them that your wife/girlfriend uses them to suck the yokes/whites out of eggs so she can decorate them and use them for art.
or
you can say you repair furniture and you fill them with glue and inject it into the splits in the wood.

 

[rugger]

inject glue

in the seams of model airplanes.
marinade whole vegetables, chicken, etc.
or my favorite.
NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS, granted they usually don't sell them to me them.

Rugger