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Nathan
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I think that if the world had more pink squirrels with yellow rubber boots it would be a much better place. I bet violence would be eradicated simply because no one would want to piss off the fucked-up looking squirrels. Not that they'd be mean squirrels but they'd know how to take care of business and shit when the going gets tough. Also, if the squirrels had some sort of teleportation abilites they would be unstoppable. They wouldn't have to urinate or deficate because they could simply teleport the waste out of their bodies. I have a shirt that has a Hunter S. Thompson quote saying, "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." Sometimes i wish i hadn't gained all this muscle so that it would still fit me. It suits me. Anyway, I'm also quite fond of rotund lemurs. They must be the most friendly critters on the planet. Give a lemur a noodle and he'll cuddle it all day and night simply because it's the right thing to do. Noodles get lonely too after all and if they don't then they should dammit. i think we should try and get some sort of association going between lemurs and noodles. That way when someone thinks they'd like noodles they would also think that cuddling a lemur might be a phenomenal idea. By the time they realized that cuddling a lemur is easier said than done they'd be hungry and want noodles again and our cycle would start anew. Alright, let's keep all this to ourselves for now. The last thing we need is someone stealing my ideas and making this world fun or something. Fucking assholes think they can do whatever they want.
