pigions and seagulls

[coldblue1955]

you ever feed these greedy bastards?

 

[H_T_]

yes, when i was a delivery driver, i would get pissed when people would box me in at lunchtime. so i'd toss fries and pickles on their cars and the birds would swarm and scratch and shit on the cars.

 

[Sassy69]

We had a lot of seagulls where I grew up around Lake Superior. One time this guy buried his kid up to his neck in sand & put a saltine cracker on his head.

FEEEDDIINNGGG TIME FOR THE GULLS!


I think the poor little kid is still in therapy.

 

[gotmilk]

Yeah..I put sunflower seeds out for the birds and the pigions eat it.

Good thing we have a hawk now. That fucker swoops down and kills the pigions and the doves now...bahaaahahahaaa

 

[wootoom]

what about a flock of seagulls

 

[coldblue1955]

seagulls just love fries!

 

[jerkbox]

a seagull defecated on my head once upon a time.

 

[jaded]

LOL, when i was younger (maybe 4 or 5) my family was in Florida and we were eating fish and chips and some seagull swooped down and stole my tarter sauce.

 

[evansteve]

I love pigeons. They are the best bird ever.

 

[vigilante]

I feed them rice

 

[slickdadd]

If you ever stay at a high-rise hotel on the beach, throw bread out of your balcony window to attract the seagulls. You will within minutes have a hurricane of seagulls storming around your railing vieing for the next piece of bread. Enjoy it while it lasts, for the hotel security will be calling your room soon in lieu of their fear of the seagulls pooping your afore mentioned bread all over the guests around the pool.