picking up chicks at the gym

[MIKERAZ]

im just curious how many of you guys pick up chicks in the gym cause theres this one women who is amazingly hot i wanna hook up with her but on problem im 19 shes liek in the 28-31 age range what should i do ?

 

[satanic goatslayer]

theres this one women who is amazingly hot i wanna hook up with her but on problem im 19 shes liek in the 28-31 age range what should i do ?

Tell her she looks good for her age, then proceed to smash her face into the plate racks. Women love that.

 

[MIKERAZ]

are you normal?

 

[satanic goatslayer]

are you normal?

Does bannock taste good when eaten in a longhouse?

 

[twinturbo]

ask her if she goes to college around here....thats an easy one? she could get flattered...

 

[MISSFLEX]

Don't mention anything about her age!!! Wrong move!!!
Tell her, "Wow you look great!!", and then proceed to ask me about an exercise she was doing!!! It works!

 

[MISSFLEX]

Excuse me.....LOL
An execise 'she' was doing!!! Guys do that to me allllllllllll the time!

 

[TheSalami]

only guys like garza can pick up hot chicks at the gym.

 

[Latimer]

Women are like dog shit, the older they are the easier they are to pick up.

 

[supersizeme]

ok here's a bit of reality for you.

ask yourself why an extremely attractive 28-31 year old would want to hook up with a 19 year old. it doesn't happen except in movies. you have a 99% chance of making an ass of yourself if you try and hook up with her. attractive women in that age are generally looking for an established man with some $$ and if they wanted a boy toy he would probably be in his mid 20s. not trying to knock you man, just telling you how it is.

 

[WODIN]

Use two hands...

 

[MIKERAZ]

supersize is right i mean in reality if she wanted a boy toy shed go for the 21 yeaer old executive man you ruined my day

 

[MuSuLPhReAk]

Whatever u do just don't take up a station while talking to her...pissing the fuck outta me when I'm trying to have an intense workout and someone is trying to score.

 

[Frackal]

You can do it bro. Just walk up to her and say in your best Hannibal Lector voice; "I can smell your cunt."

 

[Honeynut]

actually it was way more charming when Miggs flung his cum at her and then swallowed his own tongue. Ask goatslayer

seriously though, she might like it, give it a shot
worst thing that can happen is she's flattered but turns you down
you still made her day, go for it

 

[enrage]

Re: Re: picking up chicks at the gym

Tell her she looks good for her age, then proceed to smash her face into the plate racks. Women love that.

 

[Sushi X]

if you are a nice guy you loose man. women today(in general) dont' want a nice guy, they want a pretty boy(the young ones mostly) or someone with money(the older ones but younger women too). i have learned this from where i work. you can get lucky and find women out there who are not like that. they are hard to find though.

 

[thebabydoc]

Women are like dog shit, the older they are the easier they are to pick up.

LMFAO!!!!

Yeah, SG, that might work, but you could do what I do...
Lean over in front of her while doing butt crunches and "drop" the keys to your Ferrari on the floor without "noticing" them. Whoops!

 

[MIKERAZ]

got a lil infor on the 30 year old women , she seems ncie she talks to this very weird guy in my gym whos not built and stuff, thats the obnly person ive seen her talk to i think shes the bridget jones type but i could be wrong ne feedback girls on how i can get her i dont thin kshed be impressed with me sayign so what college u go 2

 

[Pinky Girl]

Just tell her what you think and how you described her to us. Sincerity is always a must!!!

 

[BigDogg]

Re: Re: picking up chicks at the gym

Tell her she looks good for her age, then proceed to smash her face into the plate racks. Women love that.

LMAO ur too much bro glad ur around keeping things cool during this time of tension