pick up lines!

[JessicaWabbit]

lol. some of these are kinda vulgar.

"Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one."

http://www.pickuplinesgalore.com/crude.html

 

[Tytan]

Do you know that 97 percent of women masturbate in the shower, the other 3 percent sing. So, do you know what song they sing? No, well, we know what percentage you fall under.

 

[Razorguns]

excuse me, can u get your ass out of my hands please......

 

[broley]

Hi! I'm Rich. Nice to meet you.