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PHATchik for homecoming queen!

Taps

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That's right folks, our very own Phatchik/Uh Oh is in the running for Homecoming Queen at her university. She's was afraid to post this info for fear of ridicule, so I decided to do it for her. :D

Everyone say congratulations, and wish her luck.

And if you want to make fun of her, that's ok too. God knows I have been.
 
Yeah, no kidding. I thought they ditched that homecomming thing in the 50's.

Then again, this is the south we're talking about.
 
Awwww, I actually thought that Homecoming Kings and Queens kinda stopped at high school. But I'm really excited about it. I didn't see the nomination coming. I'm my co-ed fraternity's representative for Queen. It's kinda funny to be perfectly honest. But thanks. :)

PHATchik
 
I'm Australian, so i don't understand all this.

What's the qualification for winning. Is it a T&A show or personality driven or what?

Whatever it is, best of luck Phatchick/Uh Oh. Bring home the bacon :) If they accept internet polling let me know.
 
:lmao: well in comparison to HS the College version doesn't mean anything, least for mine, and good lord was last years queen umm YUCK lol... dear god If I got nominated Id run away I got enough shit Im forced to do right now for Home Comming...
 
vinylgroover said:
I'm Australian, so i don't understand all this.

What's the qualification for winning. Is it a T&A show or personality driven or what?

Whatever it is, best of luck Phatchick/Uh Oh. Bring home the bacon :) If they accept internet polling let me know.

nah its a congeniality thing all the way, generally it goes to the people who have the most merits when it comes to what they've done in college, Ive yet to see a queen from my University Id want anything to do with based on looks lol (and good lord my school has tons of hot girls so obviously not a factor) my fraternity will be picking someone for our rep soon, thank god its not gonna be me :D I got put in as head of Cheer instead (which sounds gay cept for the fact my partner is gorgeous)
 
Ugly homecoming queens may be a problem at your school, Austin, but I asure you that is not the case at Phatchik's university. :) If she wins they'll have a certified hottie to make announcements at football games, or whatever the hell homecoming queens do.

Good luck being a cheerleader. Don't worry about getting thrown up in the air, that big, rugged, "gorgeous" partner of yours will catch you no problem. It's not like you weigh much anyway.:D
 
Austin, does your Homecoming queen look like this?

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Wow! Phatchik/Uh-Oh, that's great news! I guess there is some good looking girls that comes from MC.

I sincerely hope you win. Q: How do they vote on that? Does everyone at the Univ. vote? If so I can get a few people to vote for ya!
 
haha well I guess Im not one to say much considering Im labled a completely shallow fucker when it comes to the girls I go out with or what not, they've just been errr average...considering how many non average girls there are..haha I don't have any qualifications for King although Id prob win if it was a looks contest lol

ohhh and Taps, your the one thats gonna have to settle for the gynormous partners when it comes to life, not me home slice
 
wow!

good luck......i hope all the other girls in the comp. dont get to bitchy and violent

im sure you;ll win it.....:)
 
You're not running to represent fat chicks on campus are you? I hope not.

C
 
Citruscide said:
You're not running to represent fat chicks on campus are you? I hope not.
C

Citruscide you're cracking me up today!
 
Citruscide said:
You're not running to represent fat chicks on campus are you? I hope not.

C

No, she's running to represent the PHAT chicks!!

Best of luck and have fun with it Uh-Oh slash Phatchik.
 
polarpixie said:


No, she's running to represent the PHAT chicks!!

are they illiterate fat chicks?


:D
 
Alien Amp Pharm, the voting is done by the student body. They have a thing set up over a few days before Homecoming where the students can come up and vote, so yeah, you just hook me up with a few votes! :bigkiss:

BTW, thanks Taps. :D I'm not really sure what my duties would be. I think I just get crowned at the game.

And dballer, you're right of course. :)

PHATchik
 
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polarpixie said:


LOL. :D
Are you telling me they don't use 'phat' in the UK?

lol

ok true :)
 
Austin316 said:
haha well I guess Im not one to say much considering Im labled a completely shallow fucker when it comes to the girls I go out with or what not, they've just been errr average...considering how many non average girls there are..haha I don't have any qualifications for King although Id prob win if it was a looks contest lol

ohhh and Taps, your the one thats gonna have to settle for the gynormous partners when it comes to life, not me home slice

Look Mommy! The Ego talks! :angel:

BTW, Taps will do just fine. He's got skills. ;)
 
I just got back from the candidate meeting. They told us that we would be fined if we vandalized other people's campaign stuff or harassed people into voting for us. Damn it, there goes my strategies. :rolleyes: :)

PHATchik
 
Honestly, I have every right to have an ego and its the faul of ONE group in particular.. WOMEN!!!! they yell at me when I put myself down because for soem crazy reason they think Im hot, but then get told I gots an ego when I only say what they say TO ME lol, stupid mind games

lol well Taps will have to have skills for those types of ladies, the rest of us sure as hell aren't goin there
 
Austin316 said:

lol well Taps will have to have skills for those types of ladies, the rest of us sure as hell aren't goin there

Women without penises you mean? I know you have a preference for transexuals, but there's no need to be rude. I don't bug you about your chicks-with-dicks fetish, so don't you hassle me about my vagina fixation.

:D
 
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Uh Oh said:


I had thought about commenting on that, but I decided not to. :)

PHATchik

oh i see....its like dat is it?


hmmph! the only thing thats gonna console me now is a 8 by 10 glossy of one of these nude pics ive been hearing about missy :D
 
Taps said:


Women without penises you mean? I know you have a preference for transexuals, but there's no need to be rude. I don't bug you about your chicks-with-dicks fetish, so don't you hassle me about my vagina fixation.

:D

whatever homo
 
danielson said:


oh i see....its like dat is it?


hmmph! the only thing thats gonna console me now is a 8 by 10 glossy of one of these nude pics ive been hearing about missy :D

Hmmm, I'll keep that in mind. :)
 
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