Petition: Milhouse for Jan 2002 Bikinibabe!!!

[WODIN]

Please sign with your support to get George to Make Milhouse the 01/02 Bikinibabe!

 

[The Shadow]

Please sign with your support to get George to Make Milhouse the 01/02 Bikinibabe!

I vote for it. As lonfg as they aren't nudes...

 

[Milhouse]

O' dOYLE RULES... I mean yep support Milhouse....ps...is there anyone who can get in touch with plifter so I can get tips on how to hide my package in my speedos?

 

[MommaKin]

uhhh

oops

 

[Milhouse]

here is a sample of hot pics of me in my avatar...down ladies

 

[smallmovesal]

hey i'll be one but i'm guessing one has to have muscle/gyno and/or breasts to qualify

 

[Stryc-9]

Well don't hide your package in those speedos silly!! I suggest flaunting your sausage with much flagrance and ribaldry....

...it will be a bawdy xxx-mas treat for all of the repressed homophobes out there....

 

[Milhouse]

hey i'll be one but i'm guessing one has to have muscle/gyno and/or breasts to qualify

I have both depending on the time of year.
The gyno I have had a slight natural case of since I was in my early teens.

 

[Milhouse]

Well don't hide your package in those speedos silly!! I suggest flaunting your sausage with much flagrance and ribaldry....

...it will be a bawdy xxx-mas treat for all of the repressed homophobes out there....

Yeah then I get all of may1010's 40 online personalities hitting on me. Him and balls of steel.

 

[saint808]

and he is a member of elite fitness dating.

 

[Stryc-9]

and he is a member of elite fitness dating.

...hey that guy needs to add a few pounds to even be considered for elite fitness dating!!! he's a light-weight....

 

[Milhouse]

...hey that guy needs to add a few pounds to even be considered for elite fitness dating!!! he's a light-weight....

LOL,
Actually in all fairness to elite dating do a search on google of these singles/dating sites. There are 100times worse things to look at on other sites. I caution you to wear your beer goggles very tight.
And I checked out elite dating. its not that bad, some are pretty good looking. And some arent.

 

[supersizeme]

i don't see why not...we already have a man in the current letter that went out today.

 

[Milhouse]

C'mon I wanna see less chat and more signing of the petition here. I have alot of cardio to do for my photo shoot if I get the gig.

Now boys get those beer goggles on and vote.

 

[HappyScrappy]

hot damn.

 

[WODIN]

It's not looking good for Milhouse...

Come on people don't you want to see milli's vanilli in January?

Start the Year off right!!!

 

[HamsterHider]

MILLHOUSE I SUPPORT YOU. NOW I WANT AN AUTOGRAPHED PICTURE ONCE YOU MAKE THE BIG TIME.

 

[Milhouse]

MILLHOUSE I SUPPORT YOU. NOW I WANT AN AUTOGRAPHED PICTURE ONCE YOU MAKE THE BIG TIME.

Not a problem, I want to coincide this honor of being Elites Bikinibabe with the promotion of my all nude Milhouse 2002 calender.

Jan- Milhouse looking over his christmas bills naked
Feb- Milhouse on the phone telling the collection agency he put the check in the mail naked
March- Milhouse taking advantage of Windy March weather in just an open house coat and naked
April- Milhouse with a gun to head wondering why he posed for this calender naked
May- Milhouse prancing thru a flowery meadow naked
June- Milhouse shaving his asscrack in the shower naked, its damn hot in summer
July- Milhouse lying in a sweaty hairy mass heap on the couch wishing he wasnt too cheap to buy an air conditioner naked.
August- Milhouse jumping out of his birthday cake naked
Sept- Milhouse scaring all the soccor mom's at the business depot by shopping for school supplies naked
Oct- Milhouse goes trick or treating as what else naked.
November- Milhouse carving a US Thanksgiving turkey naked
December- Mihouse giving store santa heart attack by sitting on his lap and saying what he wants for Xmas naked.

This offer is limited and the first 100 caller to buy my calender get it autographed by me and a free copy of my booklet-Milhouse: Living fancy free, hairy and scary naked.

Call 1-800-GET-BENT for your copy today. While supplies last.

 

[MommaKin]

you can't make me laugh today....it just won't happen

 

[WODIN]

Do this come in desk and wallet sizes? Or just Wall?

 

[MommaKin]

wall size? no no no...we're talking true to life size.....

Do this come in desk and wallet sizes? Or just Wall?

 

[Milhouse]

Do this come in desk and wallet sizes? Or just Wall?

You should know!! You took the damn pics!

Wodin: Milhouse I will make you famous, now bend over this wont hurt a bit.

Milhouse: Easier for you to say. I get to play the recieving end of this.

 

[MommaKin]

Eroticism at it's best folks!!
Only here at elite will you get this quality....

You should know!! You took the damn pics!

Wodin: Milhouse I will make you famous, now bend over this wont hurt a bit.

Milhouse: Easier for you to say. I get to play the recieving end of this.

 

[WODIN]

You should know!! You took the damn pics!

Wodin: Milhouse I will make you famous, now bend over this wont hurt a bit.

Milhouse: Easier for you to say. I get to play the recieving end of this.

I just point and click.


I'm not a printer - distributor - calendar designer.

Check with happy or SSME they had that contract.

 

[BO-CEPHUS]

i don't see why not...we already have a man in the current letter that went out today.

 

[Milhouse]

I am really dissapointed that George has not responded to this. I mean I have a bidding war going on right now between Hugh Hefner, larry Flynt and Bob Guccione for the distribution rights for my 2003 Calender:All Naked Milhouse All the Time@2002 All Roghts reserved.
I wont even charge for being BikiniBabe.

 

[WODIN]

Backup Up we go......

Come on people!!!

 

[Benzi]

eck

 

[MommaKin]

bump cause I need a calender for the new year and these will go like hot cakes....

 

[Milhouse]

bump cause I need a calender for the new year and these will go like hot cakes....

Damn straight, now hurry up and order peeps so I can order a second print run before paper and printing costs go up again.

 

[WODIN]

HEY WARIK MAKE THIS A STICKY!!!! COME ON!!!

 

[MommaKin]

I've got a headache...