mrplunkey said:
We actually need 3:
1) Ultra fuck-buddy... basically a beautiful girl who studies porn
2) Companion... knock around town, get stuff done, hang out with
3) House manager... manage household, raise kids, get things "handled"
Then I'd be set.
Shoot...hows about a full set:
1) Toothless and 3' tall. Flat head and pistol grip ears.
2) Yoga master who spends 8 hours/day doing kiegel exercises. Needs to have "something inside of her."
3) Exhibitionist with your dream figure. Just moves around hitting perfect poses everywhere while wearing the perfect outfits (almost nothing at all). She is there to get your juices fired up between sets with #1 and #2. Occassionally jumps your bones when the others are sleeping and off guard.
4) Filthy rich philanthropist and you are her favorite cause.
5) The perfect cook and housekeeper. Holds her own in french maid outfits that are two sizes too small.
6) Librarian...stocks your library with the best stuff and has great advice and conversation about all of the best books.
7) Wine/champagne procurement chief. Always has the right bottle on ice.
8) Barefoot and pregnant. She is the perfect mother for your kids. No idea how she stays pregnant but the kids are great.
9) Stable master. She grooms and exercises the horses and also keeps the car collection immaculate.
10) Bodyguard who sneaks into the picture when the others have their backs turned. Downright gourgeous.