Peppermmint schnapps and AmberBock...

[Latimer]

for breakfast. TGIF. I don't even like schnapps, but what're you gonna do?

 

[WODIN]

I see a prayer to the porcilan God in your near future. I see wailing and heaving and the all mighty prayer of "PLEASE GOD! JUST LET ME GET THROUGH THIS AND I'LL NEVER DO IT AGAIN!!!!"....

 

[Latimer]

No porcilan god for me. I only had a 6 pack and mayble 1/4 of a litre of the schnappster. I got a few swallows left of the schnapps and half a beer. I just watched One Night at McCool's on VCD on my DVD and felt the need to get buzzed. Unfortunately I've been dry in the cannabis department.

 

[WODIN]

Now that sucks! A day without herb is like a day without sunshine.

 

[Latimer]

Funny you should say. It's overcast here.

 

[HelenSL]

for breakfast. TGIF. I don't even like schnapps, but what're you gonna do?

I hope your system doesn't go into a state of active rebellion against you in response...

good luck...

love
helen

 

[Latimer]

Thanks Helen. What are you wearing?

 

[HelenSL]

Yeah, a lot of people say I totally wear them out

How come you always see right thru me???

love
helen

 

[Latimer]

It's that sheer neglige you're always sporting.

 

[HelenSL]

How did you know I wasn't dressed yet???

That darn webcam... i thought it was off!!!

So what are YOU wearing sweetie???

love
helen

 

[Latimer]

I pair of old navy blue sweatpants with a hole in the crotch and a wife beater with a BBQ stain on it from lastnight's dinner.

 

[HelenSL]

good idea if your breakfast might make you puke all over yourself...

see i knew you were smart!!!

what's a wifebeater and do you have a wife yet?

maybe you can get her onto Elite then you'd have a friend here!!! What dya think?

love
helen

 

[Latimer]

A wifebeater is a cheap, white tanktop commonly worn by wifebeaters, hence the name.

I don't have a wife. I have several women I juggle around though.

 

[HelenSL]

I could start a new thread with this but why...so, hey Latimer my husband didn't get home until 1 a.m. due to his leaving party after work (starts a new job Tuesday)

I vaguely registered his arrival then fell asleep again.

Anyway so this morning he couldn't find his glasses...but fortunately we did.

Now he takes the train home but then bikes the last mile (will be driving to the new job though, although that's not relevant).

So with the time and the glasses - oh and it was pissing it down too - I said "Should I be glad that you got home last night then?"

He said yeah, it was a wobbly bike ride and especially hazardous when my umbrella got caught in the wheel...



I thought he meant he was trying to bike with his umbrella up in the pouring rain at about 1 a.m. after a whole evening of partying....

but actually he said, no, it was sticking out of his backpack or something like that, got stuck.

Anyways....

so just to say he's probably not feeling much better than you are today... good job last-day-expectations generally are not high (he said "yeah, i just have to not embarrass myself further...")

love
helen